Warm Baked Goods Are Insane. Something So Beautiful And Almost Maddening About Absolutely Tearing Into

after lengthy investigation I have come to the conclusion a flying centaur is anatomically impossible

Obsessed forever with the “Two Monks Invent...” series on The Toast by Daniel Mallory Ortberg. It’s one of my internet happy places and I hope it never goes away.

Two Medieval Monks Invent Art

Two Medieval Monks Invent Maps

Two Medieval Monks Invent Some More Art

Two Monks Invent The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood

Two Monks Illustrate The Old Testament

Two Monks Invent Biblical Art

Two Monks Invent Denominations

Two Monks Invent Dinner Parties

Two Monks Invent Bestiaries

Two Monks Invent Writing

Two Monks Invent Religious Iconography

Two Monks Discover How Tall Women and Horses Are

Two Monks Discuss Alexander the Great

Two Monks Learn How To Draw Hands

Two Monks Invent Renaissance Art

Two Monks Invent Byzantine Art

Two Monks Invent Horses and Armed Warfare

I was hurrying through the arsenal when this tree

why can't I search for 1 (one) single mythical character on tumblr without finding anime-style fan art of them in some type of erotic pose or romantic situation

conversation with my partner

the only acceptable alfalfa-to-bread ratio

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

meanwhile it has taken me an entire YEAR to put together the bare minimum of even marginally useful thoughts about my actual phd topic, WHY

so I wrote two papers in like 1-2 weeks each about other stuff I was doing to procrastinate working on my doctorate and THEY HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED