People Are So Wishy-washy These Days. No One Wants To Take Oaths And Blood Pacts Anymore.

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

this is not the most relevant of all the criticisms I have but it is the most amusing

Me logging onto tumblr dot com to check my trash little blog and post my trash little posts about my trash little interests

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

one of my fave posts honestly

*bitter little german boy voice* you guys never let me do anything

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis