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when you arrive in baldur's gate reeling from everyone consistently referring to u as they/them, basking in loviatar's love, crying about how well the game handles themes of trauma and power, and then halsin hits you with his anti-capitalist rage

meanwhile it has taken me an entire YEAR to put together the bare minimum of even marginally useful thoughts about my actual phd topic, WHY

so I wrote two papers in like 1-2 weeks each about other stuff I was doing to procrastinate working on my doctorate and THEY HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

fuck this

*entwackels your pudding*

i need a himbo

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.