I'm Making A Brand New, Unbearable Wizard Quiz

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

bonschua schössui trä fattigeh

note to self, draw a heavy metal version of nut-cracker barbie and her horse marziPAIN

this video never gets old and I love it

me on my way to work thinking about my favorite blorbos giggling and holding hands and being silly and goofy

there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,

he swallowed a flyyyy

becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo

I hope he won't poo

Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets