Latest Posts by schnilf - Page 4

this lonely comment on a spammy post

*dips quill bitchily into the inkwell*

one of the things I really love about this game is that if you empower and support your friends (while! calling out their bs and not enabling) then they just MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION that is most ethical and/or best for them ON THEIR OWN and that is so!! good!!! IT IS SO GOOD!!! AAAAAHHHH

Nun in red heels from Readers Digest magazine, ca 1967.

- Louise Penny

my gender identity is vitali klitschko

my problematic faves for the foreseeable future

when you arrive in baldur's gate reeling from everyone consistently referring to u as they/them, basking in loviatar's love, crying about how well the game handles themes of trauma and power, and then halsin hits you with his anti-capitalist rage

ok so I really love conversations on tumblr and wish to god I could tell u but the problem is I cannot ever be arsed to use any sort of measuring device, so my baking has like 50-80% recipe accuracy and a 8/10 success rate which is a risk I am willing to take (but my friends do frown upon I must add).

I think this one turned out dry once and really good once and kind of bleh once but because I had less bananas and used yoghurt instead that time?

so this was under a banana bread recipe I just used

sleeping all day with a cold, barely able to breathe, too weak to get up, thinking to myself: I must be faking this to get out of work

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

true crime podcasts: "... and strangely, someone had cut out all the labels from his clothing!"

ok but who the fuck leaves their labels on tho

there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,

he swallowed a flyyyy

becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo

I hope he won't poo

Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.

renfield the original spiders georg

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

this is the kind of energy I want to channel at all times

them: being nonbinary is a weird new trend claire waldoff 100 years ago: HANNELOOOOORE

Dracula: does not eat or drink

Jonathan "it's probably fine" Harker: He must be a very peculiar man!

Dracula: has no reflection

Jonathan "probably nothing" Harker: that was startling

Dracula: literally lunges at his throat

J. "Crucifix Beads" Harker: !?!?!??

I have decided to burn my old diaries and have been scanning them for pages I might want to keep and these two entries really summarise my life in the past years quite well

kind of hungry for mămăliga now but it is late and I am in bed

PSA dracula daily is starting übermorgen everyone sign up

them: what is ur gender me: denis & denis

HÉRODE. Je n'ai donné aucun ordre de le tuer.

SECOND SOLDAT. Il s'est tué lui-même, Seigneur.

HÉRODE. Pourquoi ? Je l'ai fait capitaine!

--Oscar Wilde (Salomé)