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Latest Posts by schnilf - Page 5
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN ICH LIEBE DICH
you know what I hate, I hate urban fantasy that suddenly goes 'actually there's angels and the antichrist and everything was biblical lore all along' like can christianity please leave me alone for one single fucking moment I am literally trying to escape reality
i need a himbo
Silas Lodge could've been a tumblr sexyman and we were robbed and yet we dodged a bullet
reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON’T GO INTO THE LONELY
oh mein gotten zis beach is full of foggensadden
can't wait for charles to transition so he fits the anthem
Why do I love Tumblr? Because if I go on Twitter and say "I hate washing dishes" 12 guys will show up to lecture me about germ theory and 56 will tell me to buy a dishwasher, but if I go on Tumblr and say "I hate washing dishes" the responses will mostly be "I too hate washing dishes" except for that one person who has a Supernatural meme queued up for just this occasion.
some soviet-era botanical computers I made with midjourney:
There’s so much to unpack here:
Pack of Beakers
Goth Beaker
The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this
conversation with my partner
lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life
"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis
fuck this
*entwackels your pudding*
but you have to consider the shrimplications…
How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb????????
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz
on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next
this video never gets old and I love it
@itskindofareallyniceday you misspelled "improve" there
this is not the most relevant of all the criticisms I have but it is the most amusing
