I Will Always Hold Steadfast I Don't Care What People In My Notes Say: Astarion's Pickup Lines Are Very

Me as a fanfic writer

writing is so fun

look at this loser, cant lock pick a door on his own

girls night in the ancient tomb and we know fuck all

I just think he's neat 👉👈

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

Wyll, painted using Procreate on the iPad 🎨

Finally got this bit of banter in BG3, and the fact that it occurred in the Act 2 Shadowlands had me rolling:

*The companions surrounded by the constant oppressive sadness of the Shadowlands, grimly making their way through Moonrise towers*

No one:

Literally no one at all:

Gale: WIZARDS GET FREAKY ALL THE TIME, WYLL

info dumping during the one night stand

I made Klearrhishkminal in the game for fun a while ago, so I thought I ought to share her so you could all see why Turmeric was (and still is) so enamored with her. I mean, look at her, she's gorgeous!

She's a pretty important character for someone who's literally been dead the whole time- or at least, I like to think so, I hope that impression comes across. She is the entire reason for Turmeric, well, being called Turmeric for starters.

As a reminder, she is bronze and definitely not brass - if you think you've ever seen me describe her (or Ansur!) as that because they're similar words and I forgot to check and got confused, no you didn't, that never happened. Because then Turmeric's whole character quirk of having a fondness for lightning spells because her last girlfriend had lightning breath wouldn't make sense and nobody would pick up on it! (I do hope some people have picked up on that, it's a subtle little thing, but it's there. (because we carry those we love with us, long after they're gone, after all))