What Fucking Hell Dimension Are Y’all Blogging From

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

I love my wife, even if she growls at me every time I stop kissing her.

"hey, have you ever heard of this porn novel? i found it in my dad's drawer 7+ years ago" -me when im normal and have regular amounts of socialization

"oh, defo. idk my own name but i can quote that directly" -me when im normal and can spot when others are also being normal

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

My favorite thing about Baldur's Gate 3 is the idea that Tav is traveling with these people for weeks and only knows one of their last names until near the end.

Like the full grade school behaviour of "You're all my best friends and I'm in love with one of you also what the fuck is an Ancunin. No saer you're mistaken Gale's last name is 'Ofwaterdeep'. My boy Wyll Ravengard *poses* the Blade of Frontiers. Where is Cliffgate."

Being a writer is so weird. You just go "hey I'm gonna invent a guy to emotionally devastate you with, who's in?" and people from all over the world are like "fuck yeah I'm in"

Chapter 11 - Communication! And communication is surely a good thing, right?

Well, all I'll say is if you liked the bees, you'll probably like this one.

And we’re off! Next story is up on AO3, and updates should come at least once every ten days as with previous (I just realised I’m working off a tenday-based schedule, this was not intentional), and I will try to post here in case of a delay.

Back with more Wyll thirsting bc scruffy beat-up dilf Wyll was revealed to me in a dream

what they don’t tell you about writing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.