I’ll Be Chillin And Then All Of A Sudden I Literally Turn Into This Thing

another stroll (they met a cute cat this time)

I’ve been laughing at this all day

Yeah sorry I’ll never be normal about characters who only see themselves as having value in what they can do for others. Yeah it’s terminal. Sorry.

baldur's gate 3 + text posts → 1/?

Chapter 6 is out!

There's stuff! There's revelations! There's bees! There's more bees! There's so many bees! I cannot stress enough how many bees there are.

And we’re off! Next story is up on AO3, and updates should come at least once every ten days as with previous (I just realised I’m working off a tenday-based schedule, this was not intentional), and I will try to post here in case of a delay.

[cazador voice] now we can only complete my kickass immortality ritual if astarion makes it to the ritual site. so don't forget to lock the ritual site behind a door that's coded in a language he doesn't speak whose dictionary is currently being held by the cursed corpse of a child he doesn't know. and also my signet ring. and don't tell him any of this. really the joys of the ritual are secondary to standing here on this platform with all of you for three weeks, waiting, while astarion sort of fucks around in my house trying to figure out how to get here

writing is so fun

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

astarion's comments about hating horses and how horses hate him checks because horses are great at vibe checks, and the dude has absolutely rancid vibes. i do know who horses would absolutely love, though, the blade of frontiers himself. wyll was a horse girl change my mind. that man loves him a horse and can ride bareback no issue on the most ill-tempered mare. he's a horse whisperer.

hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape