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Jesus h christ how many gifs do you have
darkhumor anon (frazzled edition)
I don't have any I just look em up Darkhumor anon
lmao kai can get some
darkhumor anon
Kai gets it all
Favorite Ninjago ships? You can sort them by each character or just list them all lmao
Anon,,,,,there's 2 many I'll just do top twelve rn
Any Kai ship has my heart (Not Kai/family members pls don't misunderstand 😭)
Samurai (Pixal/Nya)
Glacier (Cole/Zane)
AmberPhoenix (Skylor/Nya)
Ash (Garmadon/Ray)
Sandstorm (Morro/Cole)
Pixane (Pixal/Zane)
StolenData (Skylor/Pixal)
Jaya (Jay/Nya)
Scruff (Dareth/Ronin)
SmokeSpeed (Griffin/Ash)
Inventor (Julien/Cyrus)
HCs’ for MILF Kai :3 and if Kai was a MILF in the show, what would of changed in the show ;3 hehehe
MY WIFE! also sorry for the gun ily please come hoooome
● Kai would be so motherly ta the others
● "Oh you lost your memories? Poor thing" - Kai ta Zane before adopting his ass
● Definitely felt horrible bc she made Cole cry once over how she mothers them
● Nya demanded Kai not adopt Jay since that's her bf
● Kai spoils Lloyd
● A working mom with two jobs- being a ninja and dealing with Wu
● Kai is still the same as the show just.....got a kid and then some
● She wears dresses sometimes but rarely
● Wu was pushed down the stairs by her when Morro showed up
fine you can bully the president i heard he's a hater anyway
darkhumour anon (ducks aggressively)
MOOOOOM! I'M BEING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET
darkhumor anon (using their trump card of tattling)
Oh yer gonna go there
MEAN TO ME
darkhumor anon (with a knife this time🔪)
Oh yeah Darkhumor anon!?
evil jay will protect me
darkhumor anon
No he won't!
Favourite Kai headcanons. Dealer's choice. Go!
Here's some sfw hcs!
● Kai is the shortest of the gang
● Actually a good cook since yknow all that
● Loves gifts not those expensive shit surprisingly
● Hand him a rock and say ya thought of him when seeing it and he cries
● Every mothers/fathers day teases Nya and asks when he'll get this year's gift
● Kai was touch starved when joining the team and overtime became a very touchy person
● Is a cat knocks over things for fun while looking ya dead in the eye
● Kai loves being picked up but never says so
● Actually is good at blacksmithing (fuck what canon says!!)
● Doesn't get jokes all the time
● Man's cannot read or write I refuse ta let him
● Dropped out of school once he realized their parents weren't coming back and ran the shop for Nya
● Knows how periods work and is top tier at helping
● Punched a cop once 💯
not kai anon but i *am* an anon?
darkhumor anon
......WHEN I CATCH YA!
Me begging the anons with the Kai stuff ta come back:
Kai/any of the moms hcs?
HELLO!? yaaaaay Kai
● Started as a joke kai made bout stealing his mom bc Jay got with Nya it turned into reality
● Libber has Kai call her mommy in the bed room
● Kai definitely bottoms for Libber even when she's on the bottom
● Libber once gave Kai a collar has a joke he threw it out the window
● Sooooooo much sass in the bedroom
● Woman who hasn't gotten laid in YEARS vs Bratty sub who can't keep his mouth shut
● Libber is the queen of after care
● All I'm saying is Jay walked in on them making out once Libber still teases him over it
● Libber is surprisingly the horn dog of the two Kai is horny yes but she's on a whole another level
● Libber has bent Kai in ways he didn't think was possible
yay! <3 <3 <3 <3 i love that you also don't mind this ship its so hard to find content for it theres only like three people writing it on ao3 <3 <3 <3
darkhumor anon
Awww at least people write it!!
maybe snake!jay x shade headcanons too?
darkhumor anon (sorry for all the asks lol if im annoying let me kno)
WHEN I CATCH YA DARKHUMOR ANON! Jkjk pop in all ya want!
● During the winter the heater has ta be on so they can actually cuddle
● Jay may have 2 cocks as a treat (for Shade lol)
● Shade loves kissing at the scales on Jay's face telling him how much he loves him
● Jay has bad days bc serpentine are hated/feared so much in ninjago
● Shade never leaves Jay's side when he has a bad day
● Jay likes wrapping his tail around Shade A LOT
● Also tail jobs that's a thing Shade learned he likes
Jaya?
I'll assume ya mean hcs for this so
● Top Nya all the way
● Jay has ta be gagged during sex he gets loud
● Nya calls him good boy and such a pretty thing while ruining him in bed
● Handcuffs ON when Jay gets needy
● Nya has strap ons she let's Jay pick one out as a treat sometimes
● Nya wears Jay's colors sometimes which is easy cause it's a dark blue
● Jay knits Nya things
● Their love language together is acts of service and gifts
● Jay likes taking Nya on dates ta new places as a surprise
● Jay wears Nya's shirt ta bed while she only wears shorts & a sport's bra
would you ever long a staff!kai themed long fic?
That's a good question! I had a wip for it but accidentally deleted it so maybe one day Anon!
Unless I delete it again like a dumbass
someone likes bottom shade ehehehe~
Hmm this phasing sounds familiar 🤨 but yes I like bottom Shade though surprise Anon I like top Shade better!
Hey, I wanted to say thanks for writing my Eclipse requests! Nice to see someone else who likes the ship too <3
I'm always happy ta write any ships involving Kai but Eclipse? Special place for it in my heart
Any NSFW Eclipse headcanons? Preferably with Staff!Kai
Omg yessssss staff Kai my beloved
● Kai will allow Shade ta take the staff away for a bit
● during sex Kai needs it ta be close by ta grab Shade has learned ta live with it
● Kai enjoys taking control in the bedroom
● but hates having ta keep his eyes open due ta it hurting (who knows why~)
● Shade always wraps shadows around Kai's eyes ta ease the pain
● Kai will allowed Shade ta hold the staff while they have sex if Shade is careful and never ta long
● Shade definitely wears Kai's colors in some amounts ta help ease his possessiveness from the staff (and normal him)
● Kai 💯 fucks Shade in hidden places
bdsm or just general NSFW headcanons for Jay x Shade?
Anon! Hiiiiii tysm time ta use my big brain for this
● Jay will use his element on Shade's thighs cock and chest area
● Shade uses his own ta keep himself tied down though only when Jay wants him ta do so
● Shade only tops when his had a rough day and asks ta
● Jay has a collection of ball gags and rope just for Shade
● Shade loves telling Jay how good he makes him feel
● They tried a cock ring once and Jay brings it out rarely ta punish Shade since his a good boy~
● Jay has one crop whip which Shade has mix feelings on
● They have some dildos that Shade uses when Jay wants a show~
● Jay sometimes will leave marks Shade can't hide and he gets flustered by it but never tells Jay ta stop
Head canon for Lava with oni Cole?
AYO!! Here some sfw & nsfw hcs anon mwah love yer brain
● Cole definitely is taller than Kai and loves it
● Kai also loves this fact until he wants a kiss
● Cole has to be careful with kissing and biting Kai he doesn't want ta hurt him
● Kai on the other hand is a pain slut and wants Cole ta be rougher with kissies and bites
● Cole's cock is definitely huge and takes some prep for Kai ta be able ta take it safely
● Kai likes when Cole gets all possessive bc he gets extra cuddles (and Cole's hot-)
● Cole will quite literally toss his shirts at Kai ta wear wanting others ta know Kai is his
● Cole has ruts and Kai adores them
● Cole gets rough in his ruts and always feels bad after
● Kai loves it though and reassures Cole that his okay and isn't hurt
● After ruts Cole clings ta Kai trying ta make sure his bf is really okay
● Cuddles all the time
● Kai makes Cole food and Cole bakes for Kai
● Cole let's Kai have one bite of cakes that's it
Swaps
For @indecisiveimbecile
Mateo sat next to his sister rubbing her back he was glad she wasn't sick anymore they'd all worried for her
"Iz how're you feeling?" Mateo kept his voice softer knowing she might be unwell still
"Like I really hate small spaces now" Izzie can't believe that she really was locked up like that
Inside some creature that she's never even seen before in her dreams!
"Huh?" Mateo tilted his head looking over hid sister
"Nothing bro bro" Izzie wished she could talk to her brother about what really happened but for all she knew he wasn't a dream chaser
would you be willing to write some toxic jay x shade?
Yeah I can anon! This is be somewhat a bad look on Jay sorry pal and super toxic so if toxic relationship and abuse isn't what yall like please turn away that's yer warning
Shade learned against Jay arms burning from the shocks of Jay's element power used earlier Jay wrapped an arm around Shade
"Gonna stop arguing with me?" Jay's fingers tighten around Shade digging into his skin
Shade bit his bottom lip nodding before answering "I won't argue again"
Jay smiled pleased kissing Shade on the temple grip loosing on him "Good boy"
Shade shivered at that part of him craving the praise and the other disgusted by it all
"I love you" Shade's voice was soft making Jay look at him
"Yeah whatever" Jay saw Shade wilt a little sighing "do you really need me to say it back?"
"I guess not" Shade mumbled softly he would've liked to hear it still
"Ugh fine" Jay made a face "love you too"
Ta cheer anyone up have some healthier hcs for em:
• Shade likes being a bottom and Jay likes the control
• elements are a huge part in the bedroom
• Jay loves zapping Shade in areas that are sensitive but won't hurt ta much
• Shade is a bitter and Jay's LOVES it
• Jay when in a bad mood can get rough but will always put Shade's comfort first
The way I have the ability ta write Jaya getting their happy ending but chose not ta haunts me anywho! Making Kai angst again bc,,,,boredom mainly ig
Monkey family
Requested by:
@indecisiveimbecile
Kai looked at his twin Mk and their younger brother Logan before at the burning house and then back at the two
"You're in so much trouble" Kai grinned at the pair
"Kai no!" Mk went to tackle Kai who jumped out the way laughing
"Kai yes!" Kai booked it to were their parents would be
"NO PLEASE" Logan ran after Kai Mk following after he got up
"DAD PA MK AND LO-" Kai screamed when Mk tackled him
"NO" Mk covered Kai's mouth before freezing when someone cleared their throat
"What's happening here?" Macaque looked over the three
"Nothing!" Logan smiled innocently at his dad
"Uh huh" Wukong doesn't believe their youngest but it's fine....probably
Truth Or Dare
Requested by:
Justinuse
TWS:
None
Notes:
Fem Cooper I scream into the void
Mateo sat next to his sister and his best friend Cooper he still doesn't know why she wants to be called Cooper but she says her actual names dumb
Zoey was sitting across from him with Logan on Cooper's other side leaning into her which made Mateo jealous not for the reason the others would think
But because he wants to be the one Logan's leaning against Izzie tapped him on the shoulder which had him snapping out his thoughts
"Bro I asked you truth or dare" Izzie raised an eyebrow at Mateo who groaned
"Dare your truths are embarrassing to answer" Mateo shook his head before seeing Izzie's grin
"Kiss your crush" Izzie knows Mateo would never make a move on Zoey otherwise
"Woah Izzie that might be taking it too far" Zoey stared at Izzie shocked who just kept grinning
"Go on Teo" Izzie watched her brother panic until he turned and pulled Logan into a kiss over Cooper's lap
Cooper leaned back raising an eyebrow at Mateo "could've asked me to move at least jeez"
"I....I did NOT see that coming" Zoey really didn't Izzie nodded in agreement
Yippee Gay Dads
Requested by:
AeroArgonic (Guest)
Kai looked up from the book he was reading to Wyldfyre and Heatwave he was going to say hi to Shade who had just walked in buuut
His dear boyfriend was holding a kid Shade sighed not looking at him
"Oh so I can't do it but you can?" Kai thinks that's so unfair!
"It's not like I went looking!" Shade went over to them placing the kid down by Kai "she popped out of my shadow"
".....m-preg real?" Kai bit his lip trying not to laugh when Shade glared at him
"Never say that to me again" Shade will break up with Kai if the other does so again "she's not related to me at all"
"Booooo!" Kai pouted but bought the girl closer to himself letting Shade sit down "what's your name?"
"Obscuria"
Nevermom
Requested by:
Maresa_chan
Tws:
None?
Mateo sniffed as his mother patched him up the fight with the dream catchers had been rougher than normal
Pretty sure one bought a gun to the fight which please who let a kid dream up a gun in the first place!?
The neverwitch after patching her son up carried him to bed tucking him in and kissing him on the forehead
"Sleep well my little bat" She smiled at Mateo who nodded smiling back
"You'll be here when I wake up right?" Mateo likes when she was there when he woke up
"Of course now rest" the neverwitch left after giving him one last kiss on the forehead
Night Dad
Requested by:
Justinuse
TWS:
None
It is short yes and probably isn't 💯 what ya meant but it came ta me and I couldn't help it
Beau has absolutely no idea how he ended up "adopting" the little dream chasers that hung out with his daughter but somehow he did
Only in the dream world though Cooper Mateo and Izzie had family in the waking world though Logan didn't so Beau had a habit of taking care of him in both worlds
Oz found it funny that Beau became good again all because a group of kids looked sad one day which fuck off Oz Beau became good for a different reason
And he'll inform Oz of that reason once he has one that won't have Oz making fun of him for weeks his getting tired of it
Though Sneak Snivel and Susan seemed happy with being good and hanging out with the dream chasers probably because no one threatened to kill them
And the three got to be as lazy as they wanted to be all day which Beau is going to turn an eye at not his business anymore