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Could you maybe write a oneshot of Ash and Kai being possessive over Shade and fighting each other for him? (Shade just wants to go to bed lmao)
Shade sighed watching Kai and Ash glare at each other he just wanted to go to bed is that too much to ask for?
"It's my turn to cuddle Shade!" Ash snapped grabbing onto Shade's arm
Kai grabbed the other "Nu uh!"
"Fuck you mean nu uh?!" Ash glared more at Kai who stuck his tongue out at Ash who growled "you little brat!"
Kai screamed as Ash tackled him Shade looked at the ceiling before going to the bedroom
"AH ASH THAT'S MY NECK!" Kai screamed out as Shade crawled into bed ignoring the moan that he heard next
He curled up going to bed letting those to handle their way too much tension alone
fluffy and/or aftercare darkhumor headcanons,? sorry, had a rough day and need something to feel better
darkhumor anon
Here ya go!
● Jay tries ta get surprises for Shade but gets so excited bout it he always blurts it out forgets he did and Shade always acts surprised at the gifts
● Shade loves getting Jay flowers only fake ones otherwise Jay will accidentally kill them and Jay likes the fake ones better
● They play agure over movie scenes a lot but always end up laughing
● Jay tried showing Shade how ta kint but somehow Shade got tangled up in the yarn Jay has a picture of it as his phone home screen
● The two immediately take a bath after sex washing eachothers hair and backs
● They have matching robes they wear cuddling and having hot chocolate
● They always tell each other how well they did during sex filled with praise and love
● When they wake up whoever topped makes breakfast in bed for them
As someone who also enjoys darkhumor, especially when it's super toxic or Jay is evil lmao, y'all don't know how happy you're making my little rarepair shipping heart <3
Congratulations bc I have a smut fic of it in the works!
they're so silly your honor
golden retriever x black cat for real
darkhumor anon
The ship grows on me as ya keep coming back
more darkhumor stuff pls? can be whatever the hell ucwant I'm just starved for content
darkhumor anon
Jay flopped onto Shade's lap who looked down at him rasing an eyebrow Jay pouted up at him until Shade ran his fingers through Jay's hair
"What happened now?" Shade placed his drink down giving Jay his full attention
Jay sighed dramatically "Cole ate my pudding AGAIN!"
"Really?" Shade shook his head "that's it?"
"Kiss it better?" Jay gave Shade puppy dog eyes
"Oh alright" Shade leaned down pressing a kiss against Jay's cheek who turned his head catching Shade's lips into a real kiss before pulling away
"Thanks much better already" Jay winked at Shade as he sighed fondly
could you write some more staff!Kai x Shade?
I'm not sure if ya mean hcs or a fic so both it is
Shade frowned as he woke up alone in bed he got up wrapping a blanket around himself as he went off to find Kai
Shade found him sitting off in his own world by the living room window gripping his staff Shade walked over to him
"Kai" Shade waited for a moment before reaching out and touching his arm
Kai's head whipped around staring at Shade with anger before it disappeared only leaving behind a small amount
"You're up early" Kai rolled the staff in his hands a sign of his worries
"I got cold is all" Shade leaned down kissing Kai "come back to bed?"
Kai nodded getting up letting Shade guide him back to their shared bed the staff resting against the bed as they cuddled
Hcs!
● Some days Kai can't recognize Shade's face but always his voice so Shade will talk before coming into rooms on those days
● Kai's eyes got messed up from the staff which makes it hard to keep them open in bright lights
● Shade loves cuddling Kai as he messes with the staff
● Shade has picked up Kai's different movements with it means different things
● Kai let's Shade clean the staff every once in a while
● Shade sometimes jokely kisses the staff goodnight
meh who needs sleep anyways
darkhumor anon
MEEEEE I NEED IT PLEASE
My brain when I want sleep saying fuck ya no stay up:
how do you upload so fast
darkhumor anon
I stay up late and beg for the gods ta save me
Wifeyyyyyyy~!
What HCs do you have for Lego Adventure City?? And how would of written the show??
We all agree Duke and Tom are both two different types of autism right? Anywho I wouldn't really change much of anything actually I liked how it was made though if there's one thing I'd change is actually give Tippy more time as a villain that's all basically hcs for em are always changing lol
Shade HCs? Since everyone else wants you to write about him lol
Shaaaaade sfw hcs
● Used ta think he was a vampire as a kid bc light burned
● Wears favored chapstick
● Had a phase where he only wore the same jacket everyday
● Shade has a dry sense if humor
● Love language is just listening ta his datemate
● Shade makes the best shadow puppets
● Once got trapped in some shadows for a week as a kid
● Accidentally broke a car door once
which ninjago characters do you think you could take in a fight lmao
darkhumor anon
Jay without question emotionally ruin him and then atrack if ya mean outside of the ninjas? Dareth ily him but,,,,,I'd win
Thoughts on next gen stuff?
Like DR? I don't mind it though Arin sucks Wyldfyre is.....meh I don't like her I do kinda like Sora the sets are fine ig they're not wowing me with everything but that's fine wish they'd do more for outfits and face prints
If it's the fics people make with the gangs kids though that can be fun I like a lot of the aus I've seen there have been some that i strongly disliked but it's fun thinking on it
Why am I getting more people liking my shit help
also hiiiii yippee welcome people
do u fuck with any of the other ninja being evil as well?
darkhumor anon (sleepy edition)
YESSSS all of them mainly Kai I love my boy and I wanna see him go nuts
tell me more about the brothel au!
darkhumor anon (:eyes:)
Yes ofc Darkhumor anon
● Zane & Kai start off as friends when he starts visiting and Kai recognizes he just wants a connection with another person
● When out on missions Zane will send Kai letters by falcon though it's usually drawings since Zane has such little time Kai lights a larten wishing for Zane's safe return
● When the overlord thing happens Kai still kinda loses it a little especially when the gang come find Kai ta have him give a speech
● While Zane's yknow dead Falcon stays with Kai the two keep each other company
● On another note when Zane found out his was a "robot" he went ta Kai for comfort and was overjoyed when Kai gave him it
● During the tournaments Kai does actually show up though he kinda ignores the team (unless it's Nya but even then it isn't the best)
● Kai after getting Zane back refused to let him go out of his sights again which is how Kai kinda joined the team
● There was some lashback on letting someone who worked as at a brothel be a ninja but Zane shut it down
● Kai & Nya don't have the best relationship here bc of Nya's stubbornness but it heals
● Oh right Kai is the reason the gang actually gets Zane back in ttoe bc he could never forget Kai<3
Me after accidentally answering an anon wrong and deleting it only ta learn the ask doesn't go back ta inbox:
Wifey! Hello again~
Questions honest questions,
1) if you were writting the show how would include Jay’s bio parents or if at all keeping his adoption? (means he’s Ed/Edna’s bio son)
2) how would you do Cole’s relationship with his dad if Lily were to still pass away? Or have her live?
Well for one thing I'd have Libber trapped in the prime empires game Jay meets her there and another Cliff doesn't die let Jay have four parents lol
Now Lilly I'd have her get super sick still and almost die give Cole a sad backstory but keep his mom Lou & Cole would still argue but normal shit no running away
do you have any AUs you wanna talk about?
darkhumor anon
I have so many uggggh here's my top four aus I have not made yet but wanna
● Water master Kai & fire master Nya: Kai and Nya's elements are swapped Nya's still kidnapped but Kai isn't trained ta be a ninja he still goes with the others ta save her
● Morro lives au: Instead of dying Morro is found by a nice woman and adopted by her works with her in her tea shop
● Evil Jaya: A passing thought in skybound Jay because evil and Nya unwanting ta lose her love sticks by his side power couple fr
● Opposite brothel: So hear me out made this thought half asleep Kai works at a brothel Zane is his top customer no sex happens Zane just wants ta see Kai's blacksmithing work the two talk bout birds
Nahhhh, cause evil Jay is way more fun lmaooooo
Think of all the fanfic potential! :D
Look,,,,,evil Jay is fun and all but not how DR is doing poor Nya and the others ofc I like aus with evil Jay ofc but I also want them ta stop being traumatized yknow?
evil jay headcanons?
darkhumor anon
YAAAY YER ALIVE DARKHUMOR ANON!!! We'll do a few for DR and then like an au
● Jay one time in old Jay fashion makes a joke ta someone bout joining his "Emo band" later hates himself for it
● He has no idea why his drawn ta water but he is show him a body of water and he can sit there for hours feeling upset and loving all at once
● Jay still has his yin piece but refuses ta show anyone he doesn't know who's his yang but feels like they're near
● Jay wears his skybound gi (Au times!!)
● Jay definitely has a hero x villain trope with Nya (or anyone of y'alls choices ;3) going on
● Tried getting a mohawk bc it looked cool....it didn't
Trans Jay hcs?
Ugh I hate Jay anon plsssss no jkjk I love making hcs and I don't hate Jay THAT much (BUT EVIL JAY WHEN I CATCH YA!!!) We can do ftm Jay tho
● Jay learns early on he doesn't like being a girl
● Ed & Edna immediately buy Jay boy clothes and help him figure things out more
● Jay by the time he joins the team had top surgery but felt no rush for bottom surgery
● He comes out ta others after he gets comfortable with them for the team it went Cole, Zane, Nya, Kai and lastly Lloyd
● Jay loves being involved with the others "boy stuff" it makes him feel happy everytime
● When Nya agreed ta a date Jay felt anxious she wouldn't see him as a real guy she put that fear down real quick
● Jay gets weak in the knees everytime Nya calls him her boyfriend
● Jay has so many trans pins
You have it made on here. People are vagueposting about you. You're famous now!
Uhhhh??? Is this a joke???? Where's the cameras??? I ain't seen none of that anon what are ya on??
Guess who got her shit together and made a Tumblr lol
Aurora
elemental master headcanons?
MY LOVES!
● They have sleepovers (forced by Griffin and Ash)
● Chamille got them put in jail once
● Tox is banned everywhere but ninjago
● Karlof once tried fighting a bear
● Neuro is a therapist
● Shade has so much dirt it isn't even funny
● One time while drunk they all got matching pricings
● No one made Karlof mad for months
● One time Tox got drunk and flashed Jacob
● Tox is not allowed ta drink anymore
Wifey thoughts on Chen, Clouse *ahem* maybe Clous’s ex totally not Garmadon
*blinks innocently*
They're all fruits but no really Chen & Clouse were interesting villains wish there was more of them in the show
Garmadon on the other hand I got tired of seeing as a villain his "the greatest evil" but that's the overlord gets cured but oh wait his evil again like due wtf
Overall I wish the show touched more on their history together
Any trans fem Kai hcs?
HI YES HIIIII
● Kai tried ta have longer hair like Maya but hated it
● She's got mallet pretty woman<3
● Kai didn't learn she was trans until the ttoe
● Homegirl was so confused by emotions
● Skylor helped Kai out not even in a trick way but wanting ta do so
● Seeing Kai so happy wearing Skylor's clothes made her fall for the other
● Kai somehow gets all the ladies now and is SO confused
● Nya definitely is the most supportive
● Cries in joy that she's not the only "girl ninja"
● Pixal and Zane hack some things and bam it was like Kai was never male
Kai/any of the moms part 2?
Do ya possibly like milfs? Anywho uhhh we can do Lilly this time!
● Lilly tops Kai 💯
● Kai enjoys being princess carried by Lilly
● His always on her lap either by choice or forced
● Lilly has a thing for Kai on her lap
● There's been a few public sex moments
● Kai tells Lilly everything dumb thing Cole does
● Younger house husband x older girl boss
● There was a moment where they were REALLY into gags
● Kai pussy eater champion-
● Lilly ate Kai's ass out ONCE Kai won't let her do it again unfortunately 😔
● Kai always ends up with handprints somewhere on his body usually his hips
Hey, Aurora Winters from AO3 here! Just stumbled across this and saying hi! 👋
Aurora the anon
I forgive wifey, (i know it was stupid phone’s fault), another request but this time for THE ONE THE ONLY 🥁🥁🥁🥁
Brown Ninja!! 🥳🥳🥳
What HC’s of Dareth you thought of as the show went on, and if there was anything you wanted to see or be chaged (we ignore the toxic masculinity that was Skybound😐)
Booo skybound Dareth anyways!
● Dareth helps the gang with things
● His a people person and not a public figure really so he can get close ta others
● Dareth & Cole friendship!!
● He does get some training ta defend himself just in case
● Cole is the one who teaches him and that's how their friendship starts
● Teacher Dareth he teaches English don't ask why
● He ends up with Lloyd in his class due ta forcing Lloyd into school again