Hi! It's me scrumpledmilk the cool guy ever20 trans + autistic YouTube era soon 😨🫣
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Tears in my eyes over Arthur Pendragon but what else is new
I have had a vision of crossing pirates and vampires
We’ve all heard the whole vampires need to be invited in thing- I’m just imagining a vampire pirate floating along on a plank of wood or something after falling overboard begging to be verbally invited back on the ship
The crew knows it won’t drown or anything because vampire powers/strength or whatever so they take the opportunity to mess with it - really prolonging and taunting the process of inviting it back on
I’m verbalizing this poorly but it’s funny to me idc
Please understand me
Please
This image speaks to me on levels I can’t explain
happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate
New form of pda just dropped
I need to get a job desperately but I have school and an internship for school so idk where I’ll find the time for even a part time job
Anyone interested in a scrumpledfansly bc it’s calling to me right about now
Who up feeling like a severe financial burden on their family bc of their disability 🙋🏻
You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
Everyone say hi to my new princess
late-night paperwork
Robert Chase lore is like "my father left me, I had to take care of my abusive alcoholic mother and baby sister, I drank and experimented with drugs in my teen years, my sister became an alcoholic like our mother and we havent spoken in years, I wanted to be a priest but I struggled with guilt and faith after being caught sleeping with the groundskeeper's wife. " And then on the other end of this spectrum it's like "i really like bowling , im a licensed hypnotist , and i like to surf."
I’m watching nip/tuck bc someone suggested it after I told them I like house md …
This show is absolutely batshit
nevermind the fact that wilson is staring at house but did anyone see THIRTEEN????
her hand is literally chilling on cuddy's ass.
and CHASE WITH HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER? AAAAA????
edit: @kindchenschema you absolute chad.
i think i sleep better the less my body moves at night. i always sleep really well immediately after changing my sheets when i have the full weight of my weighted blanket pressing down on me and the sheets are still tucked in so i can’t toss and turn as easily. i think being strapped down at night would do me well
you guys did it. you saved the horse. plinko no more. he is home.
how could you hate these beautiful women😞
Getting freaky in the dorms but boyf is on his period so you gotta walk of shame to a shared bathroom
You look unhappy today
Hunith naming her baby boy based on a bird of prey known for its small but fierce spirit and that boy ending up in a cage forged by destiny and constantly being attacked by those who can only see prey.
Hurts me in a way you cannot understand.
Im the number one trans Dr Chase truther
She’s literally just a girl.
I always get stuck when someone asks for my pronouns because idk how honest I can be- will saying ‘he’ while my long pretty hair is on display make them buffer? Would including ‘it’ as an option give them an aneurism? Can I sprinkle in a neopronoun for shiggles?? Who knows…
Arthur pendragon is the most butch butch to ever butch
My friend who is barely two episodes into House MD hates Chase so much he made this
@seraphontheline
when the mouse bites start kicking in
Every day, without fail- I have at least one social interaction that solidifies a devastating truth: my sense of humor is painfully millennial
Transwoman from Los Angeles tried to renew her passport, they initially indicated she would get her passport but with the incorrect marker. They then refused to issue her passport at all and confiscated all her updated legal documents she had brought to renew her passport. After asking questions, they threatened to arrest her if she didn't leave. Didn't return any of her legal documents.
This effectively entraps trans people inside the United States and, apparently, provides an avenue for all our legal documents to be stolen.
Link to her video
Do You Know What It Means To Be Loved By Death?
‘Nosferatu’ version of Gustav Klimt’s kiss, by @snail_shell2335
"What Israel is doing right now has nothing to do with antisemitism.
What Israel is doing right now is a Genocide.
What Israel has been doing for the past 75 years is Apartheid, is Occupation.
There is no need for any one of us to serve in the IDF.
The IDF should not exist.
The state of Israel should not exist."
Meital Yaniv,
Formet Israeli soldier and US-based anti-Zionist organizer