I have had a vision of crossing pirates and vampires
We’ve all heard the whole vampires need to be invited in thing- I’m just imagining a vampire pirate floating along on a plank of wood or something after falling overboard begging to be verbally invited back on the ship
The crew knows it won’t drown or anything because vampire powers/strength or whatever so they take the opportunity to mess with it - really prolonging and taunting the process of inviting it back on
I’m verbalizing this poorly but it’s funny to me idc
Please understand me
Please