Latest Posts by scubagal015 - Page 3

Penelope: Virgil, have you noticed that Gordon has been acting rather strange lately?

Virgil: Yeah, going on nineteen years now.

Penelope: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the most anticipated event in this manor's history! The auction for-

[Penny reaches down from the podium and holds up a vinyl briefcase; the gathered guests are amazed.]

Alan: The Suitcase of Mystery!

Penny: Exactly, Alan. This puppy's been in the Lost & Found since 1976. No one alive today knows its contents. I'm happy to say Aunt Sylvia has finally given me permission to auction it off!

Virgil: I'll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want!

Penny: Virgil Tracy, willing to sacrifice his dignity! Who can top it?

Gordon: Massage! I'll give you a massage!

Penny: Gordon, going in the wrong direction and getting himself disqualified. Interesting approach. Orange Virgil: Goin' once! Goin' twice!

John: I'll show you a picture of me in high school. There is side pony.

Penny: Ooh! John comin' in hot, John comin' in hot!

Kayo: I'll give you full control over my hair and wardrobe.

Scott: I'll go on a date with you!

Penny: SOLD! To Kayo. Not to Scott. That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now.

Kayo: Where is The Mechanic?

The Hood: Why should I tell you?

Kayo: Because I asked politely, and I only do that once.

“Al , this is a big day for you. Today you get to become the fourth oldest, because when we get back, Scott is going to kill me.”

— Gordon Tracy

Grandma: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that.

Brains: You've been?

Grandma: Once, in Monopoly.

“It’s not that children make me uncomfortable. It’s just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I’ve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.”

— John Tracy

Two pieces I made for Echoes of Thunder, Soren and Aaravos, theme “Fear”.  Thank @alchemyartgroup for the opportunity, I really enjoyed drawing them!

They are slightly different from the printed (CYMK) version, I made a couple of small changes to make the picture adjust screen display. 

Alan: OK! we have chips, dip, popcorn, candy- everything you could ever want!

Gordon: Except freedom

Alan: Shut up, this is my birthday present: 10 family nights!

Kayo: I can’t believe you didn’t give up after John tried to strangle Gordon during charades last time.

Alan: Well I’ve learned my lesson. John and Gordon are no longer allowed to be on the same team.

Virgil: Does that mean we get to choose our own teams now?

Alan: No. [cheerily] Ok, tonight is trivia night! We have 4 different knowledge-based games and we’ll all be in teams of three, except team C who’ll be four because we’re uneven. [picks up an old hat filled with paper slips] I’ll start drawing names now.

Alan: first out: Penny, Gordon, and- oh, that’s John I’ll just put that back- aha! Virgil! So that’s team A!

Virgil : [flatly] swell

Alan: Team B! it’s… Scotty, Me, and Grandma!

Alan: Which leaves…

Everyone: [looks around]

Alan: [weakly] …John, Parker, Kayo, and Brains for team C…

Everyone: …

—5 hours later —

Virgil: [staring apathetically at the ceiling] I’ve never felt this outclassed in my entire life.

Gordon: how did Brains know all the lyrics to “fresh prince of bel-air” by heart?

Scott: since when does John know obscure facts about FASHION?

Alan: Kayo speaks Swahili?

Penny: I can’t believe they were so cocky they let Parker take the Dungeons and Dragons question.

Grandma: I can’t believe he knew it.

Jeff: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free...starting right now.

Colonel Casey: I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and a hero complex.

Jeff: But I—

Colonel Casey: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I’m not done.

Scott : Who's turn is it to give a peptalk?

John : Virgil.

Virgil : Fuck shit up out there but don't die.

Gordon (wiping away a tear): Inspirational.

Alan: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case.

Kayo: Al, that’s a coma.

Alan: Sounds festive.

Gordon : What do you think is the height of stupidity?

Brains: H-hang on -Fischler, how tall are you?

Ridley: You know I hate it when you make up words, John

John: Are you still mad at me for saying "snacksident?"

Ridley: Yes, very.

John: I want you to think about it long and hard.

Alan: That’s what he said.

John: [quietly] Don’t. Don’t you dare.

Virgil: I'm going to the main land, do you want anything?

Scott: I want Dad back...

Virgil: Ya, uh, I've got like 12 bucks.

Gordon: It’s very muggy outside today, Grandma.

Grandma: If I go outside and all the mugs are on the patio, I’ll ground you.

Gordon: [sips coffee from a bowl]

Kayo: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what's in here.

Kayo: (puts hand on chest)

Kayo: Muscles.

Gordon: If me and Alan were both drowning, who would you save?

Virgil: I don’t know, both of you.

Gordon: No. If you could only save one of us?

Virgil: Well, I would probably save Alan because he's younger and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Gordon: Suppose I was holding an anchor? … Who would you save then?

Virgil: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Gordon: It’s a family heirloom.

Virgil: I’m leaving.

Power Play

The Hood: I'm not the Hood I'm GDF!

Scott: Yeah? Name one law

The Hood: Don't kill people

(later)

Scott: Okay that was on me, I set the bar too low

Thunderbirds 2004

[skipping stones on a lake]

Tintin: it's such a beautiful evening

Alan: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

“You know what? I love being the leader of International Rescue. It gives me confidence, it gives me muscle definition. True it sometimes gives me blinding optical migraines that stop me from seeing three feet in front of me… but I Iove being the leader!”

— Grandma Tracy

Ridley: Let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of food. What do you do?

John: I'd go find EOS and ask her to make me a bagel

Ridley: Ok, but EOS isn't around, then what?

John: Why isn't she around? Where is she?

Ridley: She's left Thunderbird 5

John: Left '5! Why? Is she ok?

Ridley: Yes, she's fine!

John: Well if EOS is fine I don't see why she couldn't get me a bagel!

Penelope : so how's the prettiest person in the world doing to day?

John :*chuckling* I don't know, how are-

Gordon :*breaking through window* I'm fine thanks!

“Get on the hoverbikes losers, we’re going rescuing”

— Scott

Alan: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Gordon : If anyone and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Scott: Tell me the truth. There's been a lot of lying in this family.

Kayo: And a lot of love.

Scott: More lies.

Virgil: I'm in space.

Alan: I know you are bro! Yep, we're both in space...

Virgil: SPAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEE!!!!

Gordon: You value our relationship more than your ethical responsibilities?

Virgil: Our relationship is an ethical responsibility.

Tycho Reeves: So now that I’ve explained the problem for fifteen minutes, do you understand it?

Scott: Yes.

Tycho : Are you lying to me?

Scott : [voice breaks] Yes

If we’re ever in a situation where I am the ‘voice of reason’, then we are in a very, very bad situation.

Gordon