Latest Posts by scubagal015 - Page 9

Captain Rigby, shaking Colonel Casey: Hey, wake up. Are you ok?

Casey: I'm dead

Rigby: I know you must feel drained after all that-

Casey: No, I'm deceased. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago

Rigby, checking: Wait...you've got no pulse. How are you still breathing?

Casey: Superior training, indomitable will

Rigby, in a panic: You really don't have any pulse or heartbeat!

Casey: It's just adrenaline and rage keeping me alive. And military grade Adderall

EOS: I suggest that accepting your flaws will make you feel better, it worked for me

John: You accepted your flaws?

EOS: No, I accepted YOUR flaws

Jeff: Did you hear that? That sounds like the sound of despair

The Hood: It's probably me

Jeff: No, no, not bitterness...Despair

Scott *shaking awake Kayo*: Hey Kayo..Kayo wake up, I need your help

Kayo, eyes shut: Alan if you're waking me up for anything less than an emergency I'll shoot you

Scott: It's Scott

Kayo: Oh

Kayo: Scott if you're waking me up for anything less than an emergency I'll shoot Alan

Alan: Ok, you have five celery crunch bars and someone asks for two. How many do you have now?

Gordon: Five

Alan: Alright, someone TAKES two. How many now?

Gordon: Five and a dead body

(On the comms with John getting advice on a rescue)

John:...Scott the worst thing you can do in this situation is take matters into your own hands.

Scott: Got it

Scott, hanging up and turning to Virgil: Alright, we're gonna have to take matters into our own hands

Grandma: I'm really in the mood for a quickie

Virgil: What??

Grandma: A quickie! You know, one of those tart things?

Virgil:...

Virgil: It's pronounced "quiche"

'No Dad I already have a career path, it's called being hardcore'

- Alan Tracy

Scott: Don't you find them a little weird?

Virgil: You've seen E.T right?

Scott: The old film? Yeah, sure.

Virgil: Ok, well remember the kid Eliott? He and E.T had this strange, inexplicable bond. If Eliott got sick, E.T got sick. If E.T got drunk, Eliott got drunk. Gordon and Alan are like that, and you and I are like the government guys in the white hazmat suits. We're trying to steer them onto the right path, but in the end we just don't understand.

This is so Gordon

Kayo: I heard an interesting rumour today

Gordon: only one? I started at least 12

"Long time, no see. Except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis"

- Alan, to the Hood

"Look, if this works we won't get caught. If it doesn't work, we won't get old. It's a win-win situation!"

- Scott

Haha so true

Dude perfect shoes

Haha

I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran. 

Ex: 

*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*

Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”

Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”

Lance: “An idiot sandwich”

Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”

Allura and Coran: ??????

..

Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”

Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”

..

*Lance slips and falls on something*

Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”

Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”

..

*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*

Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”

Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”

Lance: “There he is”

Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”

..

Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”

*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*

Allura: “We are in BATTLE”

..

Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”

Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”

Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”

Haha so Gordon

Lady Penelope: Is it true Americans don’t have kettles?

Lady Penelope: How do you make tea?!

Gordon: by throwing it into the harbor

Haha, that’s so Gordon

Gordon: woke up early

Gordon: there was no worm

Alan: would you eat it if there had been

Gordon: no, that would be something you would do

This is amazing 😉 what do you think?

Pokeball Interior Posters made by Susan Lao

Safety first

Saved DALLMYD’s Life

The puppy’s!!!!!!!

Brandon and Kane, Tristan and Presley, Jake and Treasure

Scuba for days

Sometimes you just gotta throw your broski into the ocean.

Haha these guys are so funny and so inspirational I want to be just like them.

“Do I have to proceed immediately to shore?”