Latest Posts by scubagal015 - Page 8

The Hood: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Alan: I'm pretended you're in jail, it's spiritually healing

Kayo *crying*: I lost Alan

Scott: What! How could you lose Alan?

Kayo *still crying*: Gimme a break, he's like two inches tall

Virgil: Hey, I haven't seen Alan anywhere since yesterday

Gordon: Same here, I wonder-

*notification beep*

[@rocketboytracy is live]

Gordon, sighing: Never mind, found him

Alan, outside Area 51: RELEASE THE ALIENS

Scott: You'd better think about what you're doing young man

Alan: YOU'D better think about what YOU'RE doing

Scott: No. I'm an adult. I don't have to think or do anything

Kayo: If you stop eating refined sugar, after a while your whole palate changes and you start noticing the natural sweetness in stuff like baby carrots and whole wheat bread!

Gordon: *dousing an entire waffle in maple syrup* Wow Kayo, that's real fucking neato

Therapist: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Scott: called it

Therapist: No

Alan: I really don't think you should do this

John: I'm not taking advice from someone who prounounces the 'g' in lasanga

Learning to Drive

Alan, hitting the brakes on FAB 0: Oh! Uh, sorry! Did I get ya?

Parker: NO YOU DIDN'T GET ME! IT'S A CAR! YOU GET ME YOU KILL ME!!

Gordon: Kayo got me a card that says 'Get Better Soon'

Brains: W-well that's nice

Gordon: I wasn't sick, she just thought I could be better

Alan: Yeeted!

Gordon: Yote

Alan: YEETED

Gordon: Scott tell him it's YOTE

Scott: I just want to know who threw John out the window

Fuse: I can't steal this Thunderbird, it goes against my moral compass

The Hood: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, so excuse me if I don't take it very seriously

"It's like my Father used to say: It's only a walk of shame if you're capable of feeling shame"

- Virgil Tracy, fondly reminiscing

Ned Tedford: I've finally conquered my fear of ghosts!

Alan: That's the spirit!

Ned, clutching Gladys: Oh fuck, where???

Colonel Casey: The GDF wanted me to personally thank you for your work in this difficult rescue operation

Scott: Well it's why we do this Colonel

Casey: For praise?

Scott: uh...

Parker: There is absolutely nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond

Penny: I'm dating Gordon Tracy

Parker: You're dead to me

Scott: The GDF doesn't respect us, and if we let them penetrate us we're giving them more power

Virgil: Ok, still not a good enough reason to the use the word 'penetrate'

Alan: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends to fight crime with

Gordon: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends to commit crime with!

Virgil: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends

Scott: I wish I had friends

John: I wish I could knit

Grandma: Since I'm going to be out for a while, I've left you a complimentary bowel of advice

Grandma: For example, 'Gordon stop doing that' just applies to everything

Scott: Have you ever actually made a decision in your life!?

Gordon: Of course I make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes today?

Virgil: I lay those out for you Gordon

John: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic

Alan: What does that mean?

Gordon: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause

John: No it doesn't

Gordon: Ho ho ho

Alan: Stop it Gordon, you're scaring him!

Alan: Why am I not a banana?

Brains: Because your genetic code dictates you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share f-f-fifty to sixty percent of your DNA with a banana

Alan:Thanks, man

Gordon: Are you telling me some people are ten percent more banana than other people?

''Are you kids ready to go out and save the world! Of course you aren't, you're just children! What the hell am I thinking?''

- Jeff founding IR

John: A pet rock is all fun and games until you realise it's immortal and you've essentially doomed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die

Scott: John, it's 3am. Get off the comms

Penelope: How tall are you?

Kayo : Oh, I don't know. Like 5'10" or 6'0" or something. I'm not sure.

Penelope: I am 154.1 cm or 5 feet and 0.04 inches. I measure myself three times a week.

Scott: Hey, everybody, I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control-

John: Impulsivity and an inattention to detail

Scott: Hey!

Fuse: But surely Jeff Tracy's gotta be dead by now?

The Hood: He's alive, and don't call me Shirley

Alan: I'm never going to need to know this math in the real world

[later that day]

Gordon: Ok, we go on the count of three

Alan, under his breath: fuck

@incorrect-thunderbirds-quotes is a blessing

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"

- Jeff Tracy

Penelope: Wine?

John: No thank you! I don't drink

Penelope: Water?

Alan: He just said he doesn't drink