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Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: Did I just…

Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Draco: I did not see this coming.

richie: when you said you did magic in bed this isn’t what i-

eddie, holding up the 8 of spades: is this your card?

richie [softly]: holy shit

Ravenclaw: Will you ever stop with the ‘I want to die’ crap?

Slytherin: I’ll stop when I’m dead, that’s for sure.

Steve: Thanos really hates us

Bucky: yah maybe he’s homophobic

Steve: we’re not gay

Bucky: we’re not?

Bucky was insulting him, you know, flirting.

(Based on a scene from Brooklyn 9-9)

Newt: Hogwarts

Queenie: Ilvermorny

me, an intellectual: Pigfarts

Max: i know you like my brother, Steve

Steve, internally: play dumb

Steve: who’s Steve?

Steve, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!!

i can’t believe that this is an actual scene from stranger things 4 

Billy, calling Steve: Where are you, Steve? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

Chat, patroling with his blue scarf cause its cold: hi m’lady

Ladybug: wtf are you doing with Adrien’s scarf that i made?

Chat: wait what?

Ladybug: a-adrien?

Chat:

Chat: .. dad?