I Felt Like Doing This

my chemical romance academia.

Harry *age 5*: Dad, I can’t feel my leg

James *stares into space*: It’s because your leg is dead

Harry *on the verge of tears*: What?

James: Nah kidding

Harry: Oh

James: Actually I’m not, your leg is really dead and I’m afraid I’ll have to cut it off for good

Harry *already crying*: Mom!!!!

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?

A: *does something cute*

B: I don't care.

Narrator: But he did care.

Billy: you look like my first husband

Steve: …

Steve: billy, none of us have even graduated from high school, you aren’t married

Billy: no, not yet

Steve:

Billy:

Steve: OH

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

*Bill and Stan are facing each other*

Bill: Um...

Stan: So...

Eddie: Ugh! Just kiss already!

Bill+Stan: It's not that easy!

Eddie: Of course it is!

Eddie: Richie!

*Richie walks into the room*

Richie: Yeah?

Eddie: I love you.

Richie: Wait, wha-

Eddie: *Pulls Richie down and kisses him*

Eddie: See?