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Dudley: who's Cedric? your boyfriend?

Draco jumping out of the bushes: no you asshole im his boyfriend

Harry: ...

This is all your fault @shingeki-no-dead-otp. You made me do it.

@fuku-shuu & @zaevran, I’m also blaming y’all for this.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) - dir. Joe Johnston

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Levi : i care about all of my soldiers equally

Erwin : we have been attacked

Levi : is eren okay

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-

Miles: *exists*

Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????

i love these idiots