JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.
Harry: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.
Draco: Water is not wet.
Harry: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-
can we please talk about how annoyed billy looked when tommy was being mean to steve
Max: why are you naked?
Billy: I don't have clothes
Max: *opens closet* you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Steve, socks...
I loved you first.
So are we going to talk about that for Max, independence day will always be the day when she cried over her brother's dead body? And how those children are young to have this shit instead of national holiday? I just-
I am already SpideyPool trash, so here you go.
Scenario 1
Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-
Miles: *exists*
Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????
Snape: Potter.
Harry: Yes Sir?
Snape: Not you, your husband
Draco: *sighs* Yes, Severus?