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There are only 2 boys that I have ever loved and one of them is dead so fuck me I guess-

Draco [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.

Harry [enters the room, noticeably dishevelled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Gregory: So I'm dating a muggle

Draco *appaled*: A muggle!??

Harry *clears his throat*:

Draco: Oh a muggle! Yay!

Heh.

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Don't do that.

Steve: What?

Billy: You think every time you say 'Please? For me? I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Steve: ...

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Okay.

Found the best edit I’ve ever seen ohmygod

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me scrolling through the harringrove tag on AO3 trying to find new fics to read and realizing that i’ve read them all

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?