Same Energy

@dreamerkx2 don’t you say that’s not me

Draco, monologuing: I am evil, I am darkness, people should quake at my presence. No human being could come close to the amount of evil in my sou-

Pansy: Oh look, a cat!

Draco, already squatting down to call it: Ooh Kitty! come kitty. You are just adorable, little kitty cat. Who’s adorable? You are! Oh yes you are! Awww, I just love you, oh yes I do, yes I do…

(Bonus if Harry is hiding behind the invincibility cloak having a heart attack.)

Crowley and Aziraphale in Good Omens 2019

Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-

Miles: *exists*

Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????

Jjskajwjhsjwhs

Draco: My father was always worried I’d be a homosexual. Well, I’m not.

Harry: Seriously it’s not that fu-

Draco: I’M BISEXUAL!!!

HEICHOCTOPUS.  based on a prompt my friend gave me

no one:

absolutely no one:

not a damn ineffable soul:

the good omens fandom:

Pansy: Aren't you gay?

Draco: me? GAY?

Draco: I love everything about women.

Draco: Their bodies,

Draco: boobs,

Draco: *looks at smudged writing on hand* Virginias.

The Very Potter Musical Trilogy

if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.

look at voldemort

also umbridge

Lucius is fabulous

and oh my god snape

and everyone loves harry

then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar

but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT

and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever

WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY

AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM