2x04 // 3x08

Modern Harry Potter

"Today we are going to learn Lumos"

"Wtf why we like have flashlight on our phones"

Same energy

Draco: Potter, I’d really rather you didn’t make a big deal out of this. It doesn’t mean anything.

Harry: But you kissed me.

Draco: So? I kissed Professor McGonagall on the hand once. Don’t think it means I’m in love with you or anything.

Harry: You’re in love with me?

Draco: See, I knew you’d make a big deal out of nothing. Are you not familiar with casual hook-ups? Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss. Sometimes sex is just sex.

Harry: So you want to have sex with me?

Draco: No, you’re not getting this. I’m not interested in being your boyfriend or whatever.

Harry: You want to be my boyfriend?

Draco: Oh, fine then. Yes. If you insist. I’ll be your boyfriend, Potter. Merlin, you are so dramatic.

isayama:

snk fandom:

found this in a spec script (means it was written, turned in, and turned away) for 2x01.

they really wasted all this potential ...

here’s the link for anyone interested: https://idobi.com/assets/post/2017/10/StrangerThings-SpecScript-Nicole_Younger_ThePromise.pdf

https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fidobi.com%2Fassets%2Fpost%2F2017%2F10%2FStrangerThings-SpecScript-Nicole_Younger_ThePromise.pdf&t=OGRiMjE3ZmMxODljMTQ1YzEyMjYwZmJmYjFiZGU5YTJmNzg5YTRkNCxjMWEwMTlhYTQ4MGU5NzczYTU1N2I1MmVjNDA4YjAwN2E3ZjU2YTcx

Let them be happy.

Quentin: wow the stars are beautiful tonight

Eliot: yeah they are

Quentin: you know who else is beautiful though?

Eliot: *blushes* who

Quentin: Fillory.

*phone rings on dec 25th*

Steve: *sleepily* hello?

Billy: Happy chrimmus!

Steve: Billy? what the fuck -

Billy: Is chrismun!

Steve: It's 2am

Billy: Merry crisis!

Steve: I'm so tired

Billy: Merry chrysler!

Steve: please stop

No but if Eren stays in Levi’s squad long enough can you guys imagine him eventually becoming Levi’s Moblit?

“Corporal Levi NO”

“Corporal Levi STOP”

“CORPORAL LEVI DON’T DO THAT YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF”

thank you very much for this @sheriffbuddy dance at the prom