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Max: why are you naked?

Billy: I don't have clothes

Max: *opens closet* you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Steve, socks...

Remus: you're so pretty when you shut the fuck up

Sirius: awWW PRONGS DID YOU HEAR THAT HE CALLED ME PRETTY

you: the cursed child

me, an intellectual: a very potter musical

He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

blue eyed siblings watching their doe-eyed princesses

Kageyama: How do I make a date really romantic?

Tanaka: Try being mysterious.

Kageyama: Got it.

[Later, on a date w/ Hinata]

Hinata: So, where are we going?

Kageyama: None of your fucking business.

@dreamerkx2 don’t you say that’s not me

Draco, monologuing: I am evil, I am darkness, people should quake at my presence. No human being could come close to the amount of evil in my sou-

Pansy: Oh look, a cat!

Draco, already squatting down to call it: Ooh Kitty! come kitty. You are just adorable, little kitty cat. Who’s adorable? You are! Oh yes you are! Awww, I just love you, oh yes I do, yes I do…

(Bonus if Harry is hiding behind the invincibility cloak having a heart attack.)