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Steve: “Ooh, it’s kinda cold.”

Bucky: “Here, take my jacket.”

Steve: “I love you.”

Bucky: “God, we are such a… perfect couple.”

Tony: “I’m cold, too.”

Strange: “Well, damn, Stark. I can’t control the weather.”

Billy, calling Steve: Where are you, Steve? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

Gryffindor: *holding the door* After you.

Hufflepuff: No, after you.

Gryffindor: I insist. After you.

Slytherin: *pushing past them both* After me.

can we all never forget about dacre gushing over a kitten he saw?

Let them be happy.

Eren’s first time at some fancy event?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fez: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.

Kelso: I wanna pet puppies uwu

Jackie: I love you uwu

Donna: I just got food uwu

Hyde: I'll fucking murder you uwu

Eric: Please don't do that uwu

Hyde: No promises uwu

uncle vernon: you know what? that’s it. you’re in time out. get on top of the fridge!

harry, while climbing on top of the fridge: this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

the novelty doesn't wear off

Harry: I can't believe it

Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me

Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING

Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY

Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK

Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much

Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck

Harry: and we're MARRIED