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Eren Yeager || Chapter 74

Max: why are you naked?

Billy: I don't have clothes

Max: *opens closet* you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Steve, socks...

harry potter character vines that butter my beer because I’m a nerd

Harry: Hey babe

Ginny, Cho, Cedric, Draco, Voldy: Yes?

Harry: …

Harry: Hey my obsession

Draco: hA SUCK IT LOSERS

A: *does something cute*

B: I don't care.

Narrator: But he did care.

someone: hey can i get your number?

kageyama, confused: 9

harry: we can’t do this! we’ll end up in jail! and trust me, jail is not a fun place to be.

draco: wait, you’ve been to jail?

harry, staring into the void with the weight of a million souls upon his back: once. in monopoly.

draco: what’s monopoly?

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

things you can overhear when Harry is teaching Draco how to cook

Draco: I made a conscious decision to use less salt this time. 

Harry: …

Draco: I wanted it to be more healthy.

Harry: …

Draco: it didn’t taste as good.

Harry: Yeah, you always were a salty bitch.

***wooden spoon clatters against the wall near Harry’s head***

uncle vernon: you know what? that’s it. you’re in time out. get on top of the fridge!

harry, while climbing on top of the fridge: this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE