Azula: Fools! I've Lured You All Here To Play The Deadliest Game! Hahaha!

Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?

Harry: tuesday.

harry : you refused to identify me at the manor does that mean you like me ??

draco :

*phone rings on dec 25th*

Steve: *sleepily* hello?

Billy: Happy chrimmus!

Steve: Billy? what the fuck -

Billy: Is chrismun!

Steve: It's 2am

Billy: Merry crisis!

Steve: I'm so tired

Billy: Merry chrysler!

Steve: please stop

Richie holding a fake gun up to Eddies head: what are your last words ?!

Eddie: do it pussy

Guess who just watched Grease, Geek Charming and Breakfast club, and is practically overflowing in Drarry ideas.

Me and the Russians when I kick their door down looking for my son Billy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Crowley and Aziraphale in Good Omens 2019

Yuri P: so how exactly did you two crash the car?

Yuuri: we were driving, and there was a deer in the middle of the road which Viktor didn’t notice. So I yelled, “Viktor, deer!”

Viktor: …

Yuuri: tell Yurio what your reply was, Viktor.

Viktor: “Yes, honey?”

Fez: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.

Kelso: I wanna pet puppies uwu

Jackie: I love you uwu

Donna: I just got food uwu

Hyde: I'll fucking murder you uwu

Eric: Please don't do that uwu

Hyde: No promises uwu