Me And The Russians When I Kick Their Door Down Looking For My Son Billy

harry : you refused to identify me at the manor does that mean you like me ??

draco :

Draco: aren’t stars amazing?

Harry: you’re the prettiest star.

Draco: what did you say?

Harry: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!

Draco: alright we need to get through this locked door! Harry give me your credit card.

Harry giving it: okay

Draco, pocketing it: thanks. Now Hermione cast alahamora

they’re totally not holding hands…. totally.. 

Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-

Miles: *exists*

Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????

Erwin: [pointing at a board that says "Being eaten by a titan"] There's only one thing worse than being eaten by a titan. Boom! [lifts paper to reveal "Child" so it says "child being eaten by a titan"].

Levi: A CHILD!

Eren: NO.

Max: i know you like my brother, Steve

Steve, internally: play dumb

Steve: who’s Steve?

Steve, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!!

The Very Potter Musical Trilogy

if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.

look at voldemort

also umbridge

Lucius is fabulous

and oh my god snape

and everyone loves harry

then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar

but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT

and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever

WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY

AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM

Pleaaase big hero 6 au with young royals!!!! tadashi and hiro are so Erik and Wille

Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.

Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.

Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.