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dudes are rocking at unprecedented levels

O mighty highness please bless me with your own creativity and talent 🙏

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

hey could you look after my pet goldfish while i sleep? thanks! see you in the morning!

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

“i know it hurts sometimes but you’ll get over it”