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Are pogosticks even real

If you haven’t scrolled through Marshmello’s Twitter you have not experienced peak humor

A REALLY old doodle

You know what unappreciated? Spines. I fucking love em. They come in different shapes. That shit looks like a snake? COOL. A C instead? AMAZING. A straight line? Not fucking possible, but SHIT AIGHT. That shit wiggles— and snaps. And crackles. And when it pops man—wonderful. 10/10 would again. Literally incredible. And??? They look good popping out?? Or going IN????? My Gd I love that shit. Spines man, I just ❤️⭐️💖✨😍😊😘❤️🌟

If I had asks maybe shit would get done around here

The Dr. Pepper man is gay and you can’t tell me otherwise

I’m starting to wish I had a Karen

Ya know

To come in and make a specific order

And complain about it later

Maybe then I’d get some fucking asks

This boy because y’all are being gals choosin dinner out here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baicalellia_daftpunka

“Baicalellia daftpunka is a species of rhabdocoel flatworm. Its type locality is Clover Point, in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. The specific name comes from the electronic music duo Daft Punk, known for their signature helmets; their name reflects their helmet-shaped stylets.” — Wikipedia

It has come to my attention that a worm was named after Daft Punk

It has come to my attention that a worm was named after Daft Punk

@rroadkillfag here comes the boy

Dr. Gears update! He’s out of surgery!!!!

As taken from his fundraiser page: 

“He’s out of surgery! The procedure went without complications. It did take longer than they were expecting but the doctor wanted to take her time. Samples were taken to be tested, and we should know the results and have an idea of any further steps that we’ll need to take. Thank you again! Thank you for your prayers, thoughts, well wishes, and your support! It means so very much to us!”

We hit 50 y’all so here’s my son

Didn’t have time to do very much for Guy-Man’s BIRTHDAY TODAY so I did this

Happy birthday!!!!

I cannot make content you wish to see if you do not tell me, for I am not a robot.

Requests, hand em over 🔫😔✌️

Give me something to draw

around the world

i’ve seen some fandoms doing this thing where one person starts a song lyric and other people finished the song, and i figured it’d be fun to do with the daft punk fandom! here, i’ll start:

around the world

Bonjour 🇫🇷 Daft CUNTS 🤖🤖it’s 9/9 today and u know what that means 😜 it’s been almost 2️⃣0️⃣ years since daddies guy manuel de HOEmem christo 🥖and thomASS bangCOCKter 🥑 had their big human dicks 🍆🍆turned into robot ones 🤖🤖😳 that’s right ever since 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣ its been a piece of 🥐 to plug in to that 🔌DICKNOLOGIC and 🎶GET LUCKY🎶so if you can’t wait to get RAWED 🎵ONE MORE TIME🎵by some ROBOT COCK 🎸then send this to 15 of your sluttiest punks 👩‍🎤👨‍🎤 if you get 0️⃣ back ur a boring daft bitch, if u get 5️⃣ back u’ll find some DIGITAL LOVE 📟❤️ if u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur getting pounded HARDER BETTER FASTER and STRONGER 💪 if u get 1️⃣5️⃣ back u’ll get 💾R.A.Mmed by cocks all AROUND THE 🌎 share in 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds or your pussy won’t be getting tix 🎫 to 🔺ALIVE 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣🔺

theyre gay

Give me something to draw

The first daft punk video I ever watched was “Prime Time Of Your Life” and lemme tell you, I was scared shitless

This brings me great joy

They’re just looking for their spaceship, sir.

UH

Mmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

When I get 50 followers I’ll show you my son

draw plant? :> any plant at all

Light doodle— thank you

I need to procrastinate help me out

Hey you guys know I take requests right

That bomb threat at our school took forever to clear

Uuhhh maybe scp 1435 pls??

I don’t know how to draw puppets so here

Also I got lazy with the limbs

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR BITCHES GET READY TO CRASH AND BURN ALL OVER AGAIN