I'll Be In Denial, For At Least A Little While. What About The Plans We Made? My First Proper Illustration

Me after Clive and let die.

Francesca is my new obsession. She is the girl boss to my gatekeep.

Finally some more sane Red valley fans

@iclosedoors and I have two traditions known as Warren Wednesday and Freezing Him Friday. On Freezing Him Friday, we take the tiny Warren cardboard cutout they made, put it in a paper clip case filled with water, and put it in the freezer. On Warren Wednesday, we thaw him. During both of these we play Ice Ice Baby, followed by Hips Don’t Lie. Here are a few pictures from the most recent ones-

Image 1- Before the freezing. He doesn’t know what’s about to happen

Image 2- He Is About To Freeze

Image 3- In the freezer :)

Image 4- FROZEN!!!

Image 5- He is thawed

Image 6- in bed. resting

Image 7- Tied him to the ceiling fan to dry him off faster!!!!!!

@redvalleypod just thought you would appreciate seeing this

I had a dream that sal vulcano made a MILF joke, I told him my mum had died a month ago. He then took me out to lunch and kept trying to give me shrimp

WHAT IS GOING ON.

[ID: Edited audio clips from Red Valley. A computer chime plays between each clip:

CLIVE:  You're sure you're on it? You're not just playing yourself at pool and listening to power ballads on the jukebox you repaired?

GORDON:  Oh, uh, I mean--

CLIVE:  You know a Blue Sky unit is a microphone as well as a virtual assistant right?

GORDON:  I, uh.

(BLUE SKY STARTUP SOUND)

FRANCESCA:  Okay. Okay. Well… well smart people, let's brainstorm.… How are we going to manage this? How are we going to manage this?

REBECCA:  I know what to do.

FRANCESCA:  Rebec -

(SONIC THE HEDGEHOG RING LOSS SOUND EFFECT)

REBECCA:  She was losing the plot anyway. Poor Fran.

(BLUE SKY STARTUP SOUND)

BLUE SKY:  Is there anything I can help you with, Gordon?

GORDON:  You and me are done professionally. /end ID]

Wtf is the 3rd episode! Clive's heaven sounds like my hell. This had been the first episode I've had to stop and back away from. I honestly feel horrified, fuck this hyper capitalist world.

I've only listened to one episode of this podcast.

female awesome meme: 2/5 non-warrior ladies » Riley Blue (Sense8)

Death doesn’t let you say goodbye. It just carves holes in your life, in your future, in your heart.

I'll be forever bitter that they cancelled this show!!!