I Refuse To Have A LinkedIn, It Itches My Body Everytime I've Tried Setting Up An Account

When God closes and locks a door, I reach for the lockpick set I purchased on Amazon dot com.

I had to exit via one of those "Emergency exit only — alarm will sound" doors (boring story; won't relay), and there was no alarm! What else are THEY lying to us about?

A storm brewing (Puritan and Cavalier), oil on canvas ― Edgar Bundy (British, 1862-1922)

Sonja Vordermaier; installation, Street Lamp Forest.

It's always annoying when a work of fiction presents a "revelation" that you didn't even realize was supposed to not be known. In Jennifer Government, there's a bit where this guy is infiltrating the villainous organization having copied the identity of a member of that organization. He meets a guy whose name is the same as his cover name, and a bit later he suddenly discovers that this is the person he's disguised as! In one Ghost in the Shell episode, they're looking through the pictures taken by a murder victim -- in a world where cybernetic implants are common, and which are clearly taken from his eyes rather than a camera -- and then much much later one of these crack professional detectives realizes that there's no camera and this is the key clue he needs to blow open the case. Even if I might buy someone from our time missing that, this guy lives in a world where such things are commonplace! How does he not realize this?

rip mathematics prodigy theodore j. kaczynski, more known for other work

It's a shame you can't just keep taking gray market stimulants like caffeine and eventually achieve infinite energy.

I fucking love snowclones. They are resilient. They happen everywhere. You can enjoy them. Snowclones are the best.

I fucking love dandelions. They are resilient. They grow everywhere. You can eat them. Dandelions are the best.

“On the use of the phrase ‘on the’ and the colon-delimited subtitle in academic papers: A meta-analysis”