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uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

The Finale

Chop Top Sawyer. That’s it. That’s the whole post.

people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway

thinkin about being cliffs’ trip sitter when he tries acid.

him literally tripping balls next to you while holding your hand and just talking about aliens n shit. Him getting up and deciding to rearrange his entire apartment at midnight. or just cuddling next to you while watching some cartoons

PLS

this made me think of this:

modern cliff would take snapchat pics of stuff and just caption it “LMAO” because he’s absolutely tripping balls and thinks anything is hilarious. also, if you have a cat (because i’ve heard from a multitude of sources that cats know when you’re tripping and will fuck with you on purpose), this would also be something he’d say/caption a pic of the cat:

like he’d say to you, “the cat’s fucking TALKING TO ME WHATS GOING ON” and you’d literally have to take the cat to another room so cliff will calm down 😭😭

I wanna get a hamster and name it Spartacus .

met a women today and she was like “i’m mrs smith, soon to be mrs johnstone” and I was like “aww, that’s lovely! are ye gettin’ married?” and without blinking she hit back with “nah i’m divorcing the cunt” a legend tbh

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️

if you have been inconvenienced by how hot you find this man, please raise your hand

sapphic media: *exists* networks:

i just made this

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

I asked them to meet me in the Activity Center but for some reason nobody can find it

fuck personality tests tell me what do u prefer? paperbacks? hardcovers? e-books? or audio books?

The return of the pornbots

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

had to expel this image from my brain

Credits: Me

How to talk to children

This is based on decades of experience as an uncle and as an older brother.

Never forget that children are just as much people as adults are.

Kids 10 years or younger (and sometimes older than that) don't get sarcasm or irony, so don't use them.

If a child has difficulty pronouncing a word, don't copy their misprounciation when speaking to them. They can hear the word just fine. It could sound to them like you're making fun of them.

(Yes, this means no babytalk)

Don't be dismissive.

Listen to what they're saying.

To get on the same eye-level, don't bend over or squat: it seems condescending. Kneeling or sitting are better.

It should go without saying that you should respect children's body autonomy. Don't force affection on them.

Respect children's emotional autonomy as well. Let them be angry. Let them be sad. Don't force them to be happy.

Let children like things. Don't run down the things they like just because you find them cringy.

Don't think that you know better.

To children, adults are giants. Be a big friendly giant.

Don't stifle children's curiosity.

Don't stifle children's enthusiasm.

To quote Sondheim, "Be careful the words you say, children will listen."

Don't look down on children.

TOP GUN MAVERICK (2022), dir Joseph Kosinski

cobra kai is so completely fucked up like not even just from a moral standpoint but even narratively like grown men are actively using a children’s karate tournament to wage physical and psychological warfare on each other and teenagers are literally paying for karate classes that basically indoctrinate them into a circle of gang violence and also one guy framed another for murder and also carrie underwood performed at the high school karate tournament?? it’s incomprehensible at this point. anyway see you guys september 9th for season five

I hate the glorification of the 27 club so fucking much.

Like "lemme worship this bunch of amazing artists but not for their great talent rather for their tragic early death"

Fuck you, seriously. They deserve so much better.

I binge watched severance yesterday

WALLACE WELLS. Drunk homosexual.

fun fact: you CANNOT watch any usa remake of a uk show with me because the whole time i’ll just be sat there like “this is shit. the humor doesnt translate. the british one was better”

real and true. i am annoying

reblog if u love winona ryder, really love winona ryder, or are in love with winona ryder

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

I eat music

Beatles hearing their voices played back to them.

11 February 1964 -Train To Washington DC