“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

I'm starting a collection

My brothers. Sisters. Kin.

Covenant of the Blood God, we have been called to arms.

Let our Voices rise in raucous cacophony.

Tomorrow, our fallen King is to be pitted against a fearsome foe.

But Technoblade never dies.

This trial shall not conquer us.

It is in our incorporeal will, to reach this victory.

Do not let Scar triumph.

all these polls.. deciding the #1 sexyman.. the #1 Tumblr woman... the bug who wins the race... but have you ever wondered... what's the #1 Tumblr ship?

in this 6 week competition, we're going to pit the best against the best, starting with week 1! place your bets and don't delay!

each voting time will span a week each, starting on Sunday, February 5th!

winners will be drawn by me, having a dinner date at olive garden.

(please reblog this, spread the word about this competition! i want everyone to have a fun time!)

All participating ships below the cut:

Achilles x Patroclus vs. Nico Di Angelo x Will Solace

Tara x Darcy vs. Adrien x Marinette

Fred x Daphne vs. My Little Pony Polycule

Snufkin x Moomintroll vs. Will Graham x Hannibal Lecter

Vi x Caitlyn vs. Uhura x Chapel

Goncharov x Andrey vs. Venom x Eddie Brock

Deku x Uraraka vs. Klavier Gavin x Apollo Justice

Nick Nelson x Charlie Spring vs. Langa x Reki.

Firestar x Sandstorm vs. Reigen Arataka x Serizawa Katsuya

Princess Bubblegum x Marceline vs. Bowser x Luigi.

Spock x Kirk vs. Merlin x Arthur

Prince Sideon x Link vs. Aziraphel x Crowley

Todoroki x Deku vs. Steve x Bucky.

Tony the Tiger x The Grinch vs. Eda x Raine.

Edward Teach x Stede Bonnet vs. Ruby x Sapphire

Karkat x Dave vs. Catra x Adora.

Luz x Amity vs. Percy x Annabeth.

Miles Edgeworth x Phoenix Wright vs. Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn.

Rouis x Legoshi vs. Miles Morales x Gwen Stacy

Katya x Sophia vs. Viktor x Jayce.

Rey x Kylo Ren vs. The Onceler x The Onceler.

Susie x Noelle vs. Franziska Von Karma x Maya Fey.

Undyne x Alphys vs. Tao x Elle.

Dean x Castiel vs. Hunter x Willow

Alex Fierro x Magnus Chase vs. Sans Undertale x Y/n.

Velma x Daphne vs. Ritsu x Shou.

Cecil x Carlos vs. Zagreus x Thanatos

Bakugo x Kirishima vs. Ava Silva x Sister Beatrice

Korra x Asami vs. Deku x Bakugo.

Viktor Nikiforov x Yuuri Katsuki vs. Mob x Teru.

Mabel Pines x Pacifica Northwest vs. Fred x Shaggy.

Sherlock Holmes x John Watson vs. Sans Undertale x Reigen Arataka

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP HOLY SHIT WOW OKAY, THANKS TUMBLR, LOVE Y'ALL TOO

i am going to throw myself out of a window

“Just one more chapter, it’ll be quick” I said.

Little did I know,

It was not, in fact, just one

Nor was it, in fact, quick.

Alright, the way this reminds me of my own relationship with myself pre & post transitioning— Past!Nimona being more reserved and cautious, Present!Nimona being feral, confident, and a little bit unhinged, a subtly protective body positioning behind Past!Nimona— it just hit. This hits. I'm crying.

oh the misery, everybody wants to be my enemy ...

#too true

#💀

what people think the most time-consuming part of writing is: writing

what it actually is: stopping every few sentences to fact-check, make sure a word means what you thought it meant, find synonyms, revert to the outline…

Here's a bunch of anti memes (the best type of memes)

Gender is crazy what do you mean I can’t compute