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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

My crime is... creating several universes. I'm not sure if that's illegal, but even if it is, does anyone powerful enough to stop me exist?

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I don't think people talk enough on here about how wildly different teachers can be. I thought I'd share a few examples: Math teachers:

-One of them jumped into a river to save me after I fell in while we were messing about on a kyack

-One of them let themselves be taped to a tree for charity

-One of them nicknamed my friend "The Human Trashcan"

Science teachers:

-One of them covered their arms in a chemical (I forgot which one) to allow them to safely light them on fire for a demonstration on what not to do in the lab

-One of them dropped absolutely wild lore as examples whenever they taught us something new. I think they confessed to crimes several times

-One of them gave themselves detention for being half an hour late to class

English teachers:

-One of them looked at me one time when they read the word "ugly". They immediately realised and apologised, which is how I noticed because I wasn't paying attention to where they were looking (too busy listening).

-One of them gave several students (I think six of us) detentions and forgot, just leaving us in the classroom until they came in to set up the next lesson.

-Whenever they read a book to us where a character screamed, One of them would actually scream. We were pretty sure that if they actually screamed for help, everyone would think they were just reading.

-My last English teacher managed to find a way to fit a squirrel, a lollipop, a thermonuclear bomb and Donald Trump on the same PowerPoint slide

Colour theory doesn't fix "looking like a murder scene". It just "fixes" the low price tag

idk man I think according to color theory this is actually an excellent design for the carpet

I was applying my foot spray yesterday, and because I can't get it to spray into the correct location, I decided to spread it around with my finger. While doing so, I caught my finger on a sharp toenail and made it bleed. When this happened, I assumed that this would kill me, as I thought that this is what the "solvent abuse can kill instantly" warning on the bottle meant. Nearly 24 hours later, I am still alive, though in minor pain, which is likely from the actual cut. It turns out that the warning is about breathing in large amounts of the foot spray, which I get that it smells nice, but why?

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