I don't think people talk enough on here about how wildly different teachers can be. I thought I'd share a few examples: Math teachers:
-One of them jumped into a river to save me after I fell in while we were messing about on a kyack
-One of them let themselves be taped to a tree for charity
-One of them nicknamed my friend "The Human Trashcan"
Science teachers:
-One of them covered their arms in a chemical (I forgot which one) to allow them to safely light them on fire for a demonstration on what not to do in the lab
-One of them dropped absolutely wild lore as examples whenever they taught us something new. I think they confessed to crimes several times
-One of them gave themselves detention for being half an hour late to class
English teachers:
-One of them looked at me one time when they read the word "ugly". They immediately realised and apologised, which is how I noticed because I wasn't paying attention to where they were looking (too busy listening).
-One of them gave several students (I think six of us) detentions and forgot, just leaving us in the classroom until they came in to set up the next lesson.
-Whenever they read a book to us where a character screamed, One of them would actually scream. We were pretty sure that if they actually screamed for help, everyone would think they were just reading.
-My last English teacher managed to find a way to fit a squirrel, a lollipop, a thermonuclear bomb and Donald Trump on the same PowerPoint slide