This Is Likely Caused By The CPU Receiving An Electrical Shock And Misinterpreting It As An "on" Signal

I die by "story within a story"

What does that mean? (or more precisely, how does that kill me?)

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

had a fun experience at a shop today.

I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.

Good night :3

ok gays in gonna try to eep now

Good night :3 (say it back pls)

(And if actually say “it back pls” im pulling an all nighter just to spite you)

Warm

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

bap

reblog to bap prev with your paw

Colour theory doesn't fix "looking like a murder scene". It just "fixes" the low price tag

idk man I think according to color theory this is actually an excellent design for the carpet

let's just increase that number slightly...

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my reign will be inevitable.

Feeling boopable!

Rb this if it's ok to boop you!

Honestly, I thought that was just regular kids having chaotic energy.

although I wouldn't really get the joke due to being significantly younger that the film, as well as not really being a fan of films in general.

Reddit is old.

I was washing my hands at a local restaurant today when I noticed that they had two different soap bottles. I decided to use the fuller one (though they were both nearly empty). After doing this, I got curious and took a closer look. turns out the soap I used was actually hand moisturiser.