I Die By "story Within A Story"

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

why does this post keep popping up on my dashboard? it has zero notes- well, had, I guess.

had a fun experience at a shop today.

I just went in for some bottled drinks (I was running low) so I found some on the shelf that looked good and they were only £1 each. well, until I went to the till to pay for them, where it turned out that they were actually only 78p each. I paid and informed the cashier of this error, and she apologised for it. yes, she apologised for the fact that my shopping cost less than I expected.

hydration be like:

Every time this post gets a note, I will drink water

Do any of you ever perform so badly in a video game that you feel sorry for the protagonist?

sorry, I was playing a physics-based platformer and I think I gave the protagonist brain damage (for context, he wanted a girlfriend).

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

Colour theory doesn't fix "looking like a murder scene". It just "fixes" the low price tag

idk man I think according to color theory this is actually an excellent design for the carpet

transgender women are so awesome. reblog this post if you support trans women

I looked at the original post on Reddit. Apparently the ramen is mocking Justin Timberlake's hair and the poem is finished by one of his quotes: "it's gonna be may"

Reddit is old.

I don't think people talk enough on here about how wildly different teachers can be. I thought I'd share a few examples: Math teachers:

-One of them jumped into a river to save me after I fell in while we were messing about on a kyack

-One of them let themselves be taped to a tree for charity

-One of them nicknamed my friend "The Human Trashcan"

Science teachers:

-One of them covered their arms in a chemical (I forgot which one) to allow them to safely light them on fire for a demonstration on what not to do in the lab

-One of them dropped absolutely wild lore as examples whenever they taught us something new. I think they confessed to crimes several times

-One of them gave themselves detention for being half an hour late to class

English teachers:

-One of them looked at me one time when they read the word "ugly". They immediately realised and apologised, which is how I noticed because I wasn't paying attention to where they were looking (too busy listening).

-One of them gave several students (I think six of us) detentions and forgot, just leaving us in the classroom until they came in to set up the next lesson.

-Whenever they read a book to us where a character screamed, One of them would actually scream. We were pretty sure that if they actually screamed for help, everyone would think they were just reading.

-My last English teacher managed to find a way to fit a squirrel, a lollipop, a thermonuclear bomb and Donald Trump on the same PowerPoint slide

Reminder to hydrate!