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I tried to scroll past this. I really did

I don't think people talk enough on here about how wildly different teachers can be. I thought I'd share a few examples: Math teachers:

-One of them jumped into a river to save me after I fell in while we were messing about on a kyack

-One of them let themselves be taped to a tree for charity

-One of them nicknamed my friend "The Human Trashcan"

Science teachers:

-One of them covered their arms in a chemical (I forgot which one) to allow them to safely light them on fire for a demonstration on what not to do in the lab

-One of them dropped absolutely wild lore as examples whenever they taught us something new. I think they confessed to crimes several times

-One of them gave themselves detention for being half an hour late to class

English teachers:

-One of them looked at me one time when they read the word "ugly". They immediately realised and apologised, which is how I noticed because I wasn't paying attention to where they were looking (too busy listening).

-One of them gave several students (I think six of us) detentions and forgot, just leaving us in the classroom until they came in to set up the next lesson.

-Whenever they read a book to us where a character screamed, One of them would actually scream. We were pretty sure that if they actually screamed for help, everyone would think they were just reading.

-My last English teacher managed to find a way to fit a squirrel, a lollipop, a thermonuclear bomb and Donald Trump on the same PowerPoint slide

you know what to do.

I keep seeing these so here we go

10k notes before may ends and I'll come out to my friends as bisexual no limit (yes it's unrealistic on purpose I'm a coward) I'll tag a few: @deadskincellsonyourpillow @system-of-cats @sillyness-incarnate

*adds a photo of a kitchen to the mutuals folder*

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

transgender women are so awesome. reblog this post if you support trans women

I was at my local dog-friendly cafe about half a week ago, having my lunch. After finishing my lunch, I went to take my medicine, and I noticed a staff member's dog looking at my tablets longingly. I think he wanted one of my "treats" and became sad when I didn't share.

50 posts! Just a few more and I'll be at a higher number!

Honestly, I thought that was just regular kids having chaotic energy.

although I wouldn't really get the joke due to being significantly younger that the film, as well as not really being a fan of films in general.

Reddit is old.

Reblog this if you love moemorphism!

(moemorphism: turning fauna, flora, and/or miscellaneous real or fictional inanimate objects into a moe.)