Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀
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OK OK I KNOW IM POSTING A LOT OF THESE BUT DUDE! THE FRIENDS NAME IS ROBBIE TOO IT FITS TOO WELL
TELL ME THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN
HOLY SHIT THAT ANON WAS RIGHT, MYTHOS DOES SOUND LIKE DANNY
LISTEN TO THE BEGGING AND WHIMPERS
IF ONLY IN MY DREAMS
Streamer Danny AU 👀
THE WHIMPERING AT THE END IS SO ON BRAND
HES SO SWEET AND CUTE
mythosVA always reminded me of dan cooper
oh, you bet i’m going through this later
Okay, but you can’t tell me that this doesn’t seem like a jack thurlow thing
I wish i had this
im begging u if u find any more audios that sound like charlie walker PLEASE SHARE
That’s my self appointed job, of course i will <3
My soulmate fr
I swear to god, rory culkin is my vice
GUESS WHO FOUND ANOTHER CHARLIE FAMILIAR AUDIO
THIS IS SO GOODDD
I am in love
YES KAI IM SO PROUDDDDD
UM WHAT THE FUCK
don't mind me, just rewatching the walking dead and falling in love with carl and Daryl all over again...
Please add me to your tag list for all scream posts 💖
IVE BEEN WANTING TO MAKE ONE OF THOSE! Absolutely <3 (Reply to this post if you want to be added too :))
the obsession is growing >:)
Edit: even bigger now >:)
holy mother of god that charlie smut did things to me
hehehehe I'm glad
gorgeous <3
i constantly think about the fact that i tried to make a joke about how fanfic authors try to fake their death/having an illness and someone believed me and messaged me saying that they were worried
I FUCKING LOST THE ASK BECAUSE TUMBLRS A BITCH. Some lovely anon asked for subby charlie crying with a soft dom sadist reader. Here it is! I added a Mommy kink because it felt right.
Happy Tears
Charlie Walker x Fem!Reader
A/N: for some fucking reason I wrote this like very...detailed or something? idk but I like it, so... enjoy!
Word count: 502
Warnings: mommy kink, dacryphilia, overstimulation, my endless love for Rory's gorgeous blue eyes, a mention of Charlies fanboyness?, my guesses at Charlies music taste, unprotected sex (wrap it, people!)
"Fuck! Momma- *hic* Momma, please. I can't, i-" He cut himself off with a whine, trying to squirm away from your touch.
"Charlie, you've only cum twice though, baby~" Fuck, he's so pretty when he cries.
"Can you be good for me and give me just one more?" The way he rapidly nods his head, bringing a smile to your face.
"I'm gonna ride your pretty cock, baby." He looked up at you pleadingly, those beautiful blue eyes glassy from the tears of the past hour.
"Mhm. Wanna make you feel good too momma." You stroked his cheek with a soft touch, one that felt lovingly familiar.
Grabbing his cock, you gave it a few slow strokes, placing one last kiss to the tip and guiding towards your entrance. He whined at the contact, unconsciously bucking his hips, sliding himself into you accidentally.
"Ah! FuCK! I'm s-sorry momma!" His breaths shuddered as you continued to sink down onto him, his girth stretching you deliciously. You smiled down at him, letting him know you weren't mad at all.
You slightly shifted your hips, sending shock waves of please through Charlie. He whimpered and jerked his hips again, the sensitivity coming on strong already.
"Doing so well baby, momma's so proud." He smiled at you and did his best to fuck up into you, the trembling of his thighs aiding to his struggle. He knew your body like the plot of stab 1, and you, his. He knew the exact angle in this position to hit to slam straight into the sweet, spongy spot of yours.
You threw your head back and rocked your hips, back and forth, back and forth. Charlie did his best not to cum yet, trying to focus on something else in the room to distract him.
The clock on the wall, slowly ticking rhythmically, mocking his unsteady breaths. Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock.
The slight whirr of the paused Cure CD on the CD player, whirring in wait of when he'd play it. Whrrr.
The ding of his notifications going off, he completely forgot that you were supposed to be at a party with your friends, they were probably going off in the group chat. Ding! Ding! Ding!
And he finally turned back towards you. Fuck. The slight tremble of your plush bottom lip, your perfect bouncing tits, the few hickies on your neck from earlier. Looking down at where you both connected, he could've came right there.
There was a ring of your creamy slick around the base of his cock, making this lewd, wet, slapping noise every time your hips met. You tipped his head up to look at you.
You leaned in and kissed him, giving him that shove towards the edge that he so desperately needed. He pulled away quickly to warn you of his oncoming release. Choked whimpers and moans coming out in place of words.
Tick-Tock, Whrrr, Ding! And you.
"Shit- close!" He swore he saw stars.
"Go ahead and cum for me. My good boy."
love you kai ur the best<33
EEEE
Everytime you show up in my inbox I squeal just a lil
Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.
Ghostface!Charlie with a Ghostface!Reader
Warnings: lil spice, blood kink?, Fucked up shit
Y'all were TOTALLY dating first and when you walked in and pulled off his mask when Olivia was killed and you came in to save her
DEVASTATED (He just got you, he can't lose you yet!)
He tried to come up with an excuse so quick
Fell for you even more when you smiled down at him and kissed him
"Wait, what?"
Was SO confused at first but when you told him you wanted to help-
Absolutely BRICKED UP when he watched you kill someone or when you come home to him and you're covered in blood
Literally his dreams come true
"You're just as fucked as me, and I love it <3"
Fuck after every kill, it's needed
"You have no idea how much I love that you're my psycho boyfriend, Char."
He leans into kiss you so quick.
"You're so hot covered in her blood, baby."
We adore some murderers in love <3
Mhm
is anyone else on a random rory culkin kick rn
Is it bad that even though I have so many fucking things in my inbox, I want Eddie requests?
Hfsjjss
HE’S GOT NO BUSINESS BEING SO WHINEY WTF 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
HOLY FUCK IT IS ONE AM AND I HAVE CLASSES IN THE MORNING BUT-
BILLY HARGROVE audio recs
18+
1. Billy owns you
2. Billy takes control
3. Neighbor! Billy
4. Vanilla! Billy
5. You tease Billy
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thank you for all the love on the steve post! i’m working to find some henry/001/vecna audios for you all, unfortunately his voice is hard to find. much love xx
hi kai :)
my sister says hi and that she gets your horny for slashers
Kai, tell your sister that she's the fucking bomb and that I hope she's gonna be alright.
Saving this for laterrr
NSFW ❌ Eddie munson thought.....
Okay so I came across these audios(dont even ask me why or how I came across this audios we both know why💀)...anyways just imagine modern eddie is at home by himself and really misses you cause your at work or out with your friends and he sends you these audio recording with a message saying "missed you too much sweetheart I couldn't resist not touching myself thinking about you get me all worked up so hurry up and get your ass home I wanna finish inside you this time😘"
18+ plz use HEADPHONES if your gonna listen to this audio ♥️♥️
Or this one....
18+ plz use HEADPHONES if your gonna listen to this audio ♥️♥️
Also I have way more where that came from ...I mean if yall want more just let me know💋
18+ NSFW AI AUDIO! Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver! Headphones recommended! 🎧 this is kind of a preview of a new fic I'm writing, which is dedicated to my fav lil' Quicksilver simp: @kaiju-superstar
tags: @darlingjimmy @petersevans @kaiju-superstar @redwoodghost @kaismanwich @elsamars @thewolveswithin @marylovesevanpeters @80strashbag @iluwmycats @kai-slut @kaissweetlamb @twinkiemaximoff @evanpetersfansblog @spill-the-t @eventually27 @stucktothetwo @kai-andersons-blog @kai-anderson-whore @evansb1tch @viharmonscorner @yesdevineruler @anonymous0316 @enchanting-evan @fuckedbykai @nova-kayne67
* please note: these are AI generated audios, not said actors or characters and are not associated with the show or its creators. This is purely for fan service.
Made it a gif <3
DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME RN
I've got plans, bitches
did y'all know there's currently a slasher dating sim in the works?
and it recently came out with a soft release!
i started following the project (@/SlasherSim on twitter) about a month ago, and i was counting down the days until the soft release came out. and now it has!! and i've played it!! and it's great!
i particularly love the art and music, they're both so good! you can tell the team put very much love and effort into it. there's only a chunk of one route (jason's) out currently, but so far it's very sweet and fun! the full game promises six routes; jason, michael, freddy, bubba, pinhead, and harry warden - and later on, six completely different slashers will be available as dlc!
please give the game a try, i enjoyed playing it! it has tons of potential
charlie literally has me on my floor screaming and kicking my feet
Dude, the way he got Kirby made us all squirm in our seats a little
100 posts!
Goddamn already? Weow
Thinking aboutbworking on a request soon... I got sick the day after I got home from Alaska and have been sick since 😭
i love how everybody's talking like "oh, i have so many anon requests in my drafts, lol" and i'm just over here with mine full of reblogs i have yet to post
and they're all like fics about vampire movies from the eighties and dilfs