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Mithrun ur so funny to me. Bed bound bc of seveare depression then excerise and a half assed routine just barely giving him a reason to be moderately functional. Thas me thats literally me rn

self indulgent death note au where everything is the same execpt Lights a fucking loser. Everything is the same except hes literally just tomoko from watamote. overthinks everything. everyone thinks hes this cool suave guy but in his head hes just like “god DAMMIT ohhm y god no. noX I FORGOT MY FUCKING COFFEE ORDER THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING AND PATHETIC I NEED TO KILL MY SELF NOW???3” while the barista’s looking at him sighing dreamily. (plot twist: the barista is misa and her coworker is L. they both have very different opinions on light. misa just looks at him and thinks “what a guy.” and L’s only opinion on him is “wow what a loser he looks like hes in a constant state of sopping wet cat. (affectionate) ) Light is in crises half the time and people DO hate him but not for the reason he thinks. instead its because in his trying to always be perfect and get to places on time, he runs to places a lot and accidentally pushes people. so. much. atp theres a support group for people that Light Yagami has accidentally pushed in his hurry. anyways sorry for rambling i love light a lot but i think they should have internally made him a loser because come on. he has sad wet cat material and they wasted it on sad religious imagery of a teenage boy yearning to be something more. jk i love him :3 i just think he could have been more tragic in a radiohead/alex g way instead of a mitski way if u understand what that means.

honestly angela cares so much about others and especially about their opinions and even more specifically their opinions of HER and thinking about it makes me so sad every single time. she tries so hard to paint herself as unflappable and eternally unbothered by what people think of her because what reason does she have to care, but she cares so much!!!!! my special girl :( she’s literally so full of love and care for others and it’s such a fundamental part of her because it was such a fundamental part of carmen and what drove her to do literally anything she did. angela is so fundamentally full of love and im tired of pretending that she isn’t

Almost forgot to post it here oops

What would you do if your husband was a shitty bastard that cheats 25/8 and you can't sleep no matter what and some bitch shows up outta nowhere and gives you some sleep medicine thing and convinces you to join some criminal organization called pere noel then you give it out to your SHITTY husband and a bunch of random kids in some orphanage but they fucking DIE, so you fix the so called gift and some journalist lady is bugging you then you give out the gift and everyone fucking dies, then the journalist turns out to be some lady named elluka so you fucking drink the gift and fucking die and turns out you were a sentient doll the entire time

Since I was dead before I was born.

うまれるまえは

I got tired of hearing the music from the story in the background of edits when this voice line was used so I took initiative and removed it

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