There's This Lad Who Was The Captain Of My Football Team For Seven Seasons Back In The Day (Gordon Strachan)

why does this make me sad LOL

Elluka: This is your fault, sad bitch! i'm gonna pluck you out melt you down and make a fucking necklace-

Margarita: Yeah, i probably deserve it...

Elluka: Wait, shit-

Elluka: You don't make this fun because you're sad!

Gumilia and Pere Noel: [burst out into laughter]

Margarita: I'm always sad! that's just my thing...i'm sorry i can't- be sad...that's just- my thing.

Elluka: Well now i just feel bad, dammit.

“OOH CHRISTOPHER PIERRE” (a Ghost and Pals fanfiction)

Hi guys this is literally the worst thing I’ve ever drawn

@retroyal​

LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO

“Listen kid, this isn’t some fairy-tale where you think every problem is solved because of some shining knight in armor or a bright and happy musical number…Welcome to Real-Life, Sleeping Beauty. Almost all marriages are arranged for money or status, that’s how it works. Besides, if I wanted to marry for love, a woman would have to be around MY age with a full rack, not some flat-chested high-schooler with Insomnia-on-steroids.”

- Kasper to Margarita after she discovers his adultery and motive behind their marriage.

One of my main problems with Honey I'm Home and its lore is: We get these gorgeous designs, many of them diverse and interesting and fun to look at... and then they get sidelined by both fans and Ghost themself for yet another edgy white boy. I'm not saying that any of Ghost's stories are bad just because they have white protagonists, but it just seems so frequent that they direct the most attention to their white characters and make them either protagonists or the 'Cool Bad Guys'- (1/2)

That’s an interesting take, anon! I hate HIH for different reasons than yours, but hearing your perspective on it was definitely something I hadn’t considered about the lore and characters

And yeah I’m with you on the whole diversity thing. It’s like, take a look at all of GHOST’s characters pre-HIH:

(And this isn’t even counting the mascots for their other songs)

Then there’s the Honey I’m Home cast:

And boy, now you’ve got me wondering how many fans of HIH saw this cast of characters and thought, “Wow! A lot of POC characters in one of GHOST’s new stories, finally!” only for literally most of the attention to be drawn to Norman and Charon

Just... wow. That’s gotta suck. I’m sorry to hear that you feel left out because of that, anon.

extension on my earlier Niigo confronting Mafuyu's mom post

Christopher HEADCANONS (and stuffs)

To the hcs!

AHEM

Very photosensitive, so going outside is blinding, even with sunglasses... yikes.

Wait what why??? Nobody let him go outside his parents thought he'd scare people

That twisty straw spine is not something he was born with and I know that, but also I'm mentioning why it's there later

Not just his waist it twisted, it applies to his wrists and upper thighs lol

He absolutely despises any use or mention of knives and dagger, also other things similar, so he cant even manage to pick one up or else he'd probably have a fucking panic attack

He has scars on his body like everywhere, most prominently on his back, waist, neck, legs, and wrists (NOT FROM SH!)

Spiders are basically the bane of his existence, despite the fact his monster form kinda looks like one.

One more thing he really, really hates is anything perfect. He finds it hard to look at, like if he saw something that looked perfect in any way, shape or form, he'd die right then and there because he dislikes it that much (he doesn't ACTUALLY die guys dw)

He lived most of his life in isolation since he wasn't allowed to go outside, so he seeks affection constantly

That makes him really love getting hugs and all that from Kennith :)

He can't eat. At all. If he does he passes out. This doesn't apply to just his hcs, but any character who's a ghost.

Christopher can still drink stuff though. But he has no need to, so he normally doesn't.

He somewhat enjoys abstract art, and even makes paintings occasionally, but he never lets anyone look at them. Like literally nobody, unless he's prous of it.

Weirdly, he never uses red for any art form.

Oh, even though I've mentioned he's made jewelry before, Kennith taught Chris how to make kandi bracelets and Christopher LOVES THEM SM!!!

Since YOHIO, the voice provider of YOHIOloid is Swedish, Christopher is... ehehehhe please dont come for me

Well. Thats it! Some silly chris hcs, see ya :))