shatteringthestars

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Rewatched star wars 🙏

There’s everyone else.. and then there’s Luke.

Star Wars Celebration Japan badges

TAKUMI

People who think these two have a fun boss and assissant bodgaurd dynamic, OH BOY. Sidious constantly mentally, physically, and emotionally tortures vader, and vader fucking hates him. vader is constantly thinking about snapping palpatine's neck, and sidious is like "do it. pussy"

Someone somewhere said that Vader wasn’t just mourning Padme but his unborn child too, and now I feel sick

I really want to go to Galaxy's Edge T T

"I've always wanted to know you..."💔

battlefront

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

My foster kitten

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

Everyday I log into this site and people force me to think about Star Wars

Top 10 funniest Star Wars action figures

10. Bodybuilder Chewbacca

9. Jetpack Han Solo

8. 12″ Pee Stained Wampa

7. Nutting Mace Windu

6. Biker Darth Vader

5. Yarael Poof

4. whatever the fuck happened here

3. Hench Neck Han

2. George Lucas

1. Luke Skywalker, Ape-Man

Palpatine´s wife(who he fucked and reproduced with) was named palpatinette and looked like him but pink and with eyelashes. this is like, basic star wars lore

Obi-Wan: “that boy is our last hope.”

The boy:

callout post for my roommates who have decided to start writing lyrics for the hypothetical star wars musical ‘Glup Shitto’ written and dir by lin manuel miranda who also plays the titular glup shitto

the THOT pose HELLO, he really thought he was answering a call from some space grindr hookup i CANNOT believe this… the one knee propped up ….. gay kings only

palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man

That episode of clone wars where anakin and ahsoka dipped oit on their mission to go grab lunch at some normal-ass lookin diner. Like these bitches sat in a booth n everything. And then anakins like “i sense that something bad is about to happen” and ahsokas like “what?” N hes just “idk” and then they do absolutely nothing about it

this is the only good star wars interview

the colin trevorrow Rise of Skywalker script has some gems (kyle gets his mask welded to his face and rey murders him w a double-sided saber) but the rest of it is either so terrible or so ridiculously hysterical it makes me want to throw up laughing (hux realizes he lost the star wars)

What the hell is Star Wars even about???

its over anakin! i published the callout

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

Is jar jar binks a twink

this ask has destroyed me more effectively than any anon hate ever has or ever will

I love this dude, but mostly I’m excited that cable knit sweaters exist in Star Wars