The Colin Trevorrow Rise Of Skywalker Script Has Some Gems (kyle Gets His Mask Welded To His Face And

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-Now go my son. Leave me.

-No, you’re coming with me. I’ll not leave you here. I’ve got to save you

-You already have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister, you were right.

-Father, I won’t leave you.

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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

Wait, why is obi wan trending?

I love how we as a fandom consider luke short when in actua fact he's 5ft 8

Sounds like you're part of the Bigger Luke Conspiracy to me 👀

But seriously, ME TOO. It's hilarious. That's several inches taller than me, and I love making that joke. I like to headcanon him as a little smaller, since afaik not all men are done growing at 19 so it's possible he's still small, but it's just hilarious because his dad is absolutely massive while Luke's just kinda on the short side for a guy in general, but not that short overall. The smaller Luke is, the easier it is for his dad to hold him!

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when you want to be threatening but your enemy treats you like a small puppy

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this ask has destroyed me more effectively than any anon hate ever has or ever will

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