I Like How Like… With Every New Piece Of Star Wars Media That Paints Tatooine As More And More Of A

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

Elevator 2

Now I would appreciate a fic where Anakin Skywalker just kills Palpatine on accident. I was watching revenge of the sith and through the whole sequence of Obi-wan and Anakin saving Palpatine from the ship I was thinking: “Anakin is waving his damn sabre EVERYWHERE it’s a miracle he hasn’t hit something on accident” and then bam: idea.

In Anakin’s defence there’s a LOT going on so like it’s not his FAULT that he wasn’t looking where he was slicing and the next thing he knows Palpatine’s head is no longer on his shoulders but rolling down some flight of stairs and Anakin just sort of,, pees himself a little.

“Oh. Shit.”

A whole mile away Mace Windu is sitting in his quarters and suddenly the migraine in the back of his head disappears and he’s like “whoa.” And then jokingly is like “who had to be sacrificed for that damn ache to finally go away.” Turns out!

Obi-wan, through a holo-call, (with Anakin skywalker furiously sobbing and heaving through snot and coughs in the background): hey so, we should look into getting Skywalker some ADHD medication.

The Jedi council: why? What has happened?

Obi-Wan: just a little loss of focus, it happens to the best of us.

I really want to go to Galaxy's Edge T T

HELP, I AM IN TEARS, YODA IS THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE GALAXY HE IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE BEING A WEIRD ASSHOLE WHO SEEMS LIKE HE’S OFF HIS ROCKER JUST TO DELIBERATELY ANTAGONIZE LUKE “UGH, CAN YOU LEAVE?” LUKE ASKS AND YODA, FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY, RESPONDS WITH A CACKLING “NO!”

THIS GREMLIN FROG GRANDPA WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE TODAY AND WE STAN HIM FOR IT

Fanart for “How To Design Your Own Prosthesis And Turn The Project Into A Bonding Experience” by @jackdaw-kraai

Luke and Vader (ft. Padmé) (kind of a mix between chapter 6 and 7)

I could not resist the hug

(some sketchy vaders as a bonus because they crack me up)