Richard Papen Winter

Listen. The Picture of Dorian Gray should not be hard to adapt. Drag Ben Whishaw or Nick Hoult or somebody out of the opium dens to play Lord Henry, it's not as if we're strapped for gorgeous dissolute twinks. Kidnap 20-year-old Heath Ledger from the year 1999 to play Dorian. Summon the ghost of Pier Paolo Pasolini from Hell and tell him that if he doesn't direct another indescribably awful gay arthouse pornohorror, the fascists will win. And - this is crucial - make it gay, but in the worst way possible. I want it to set the discourse back 15 years. People should walk out of the theater asking if gay marriage should be legal.

It simply is not that difficult.

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

Horsens (5/14) | Medicine

anytime I get a LinkedIn connection request its like okay so you want me bad

Ur mysterious dream girl is pulling on a push door

my boss just called me and we had a nice chat under albeit bad internet circumstances. the problem is that she - reasonably - expects me to be in my flat in south germany doing home office. this is because she does not know that 24 hours ago, i - unreasonably - on a whim picked up my backpack and my work computer boarded the first train north and am by now on a ferry halfway to sweden. how do i bring this up without getting fired. what the fuck will i do once i reach sweden. i haven't slept in a day

To 🙌 the 🤔 Dark 🌌🔫 Lord 🙏 I 👁👁 know 🎓😮 I💰 will be 🙋🐝 dead 💀 long 🔨⌛ before ❄ you 👈 read this but I want you ♿ to 💦🌒 know that it was I 💰 who discovered 😎 your 💦 secret. I 👏 have 👏 stolen 💔 the 🗯💰 real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as 🖇🍑 soon 👀 as 👉😏 I 👁 can. I 🤔👁 face death 💀 in 👏👮 the 🙀🔵 hope 🙏 that 😭☘ when 🕙🕗 you meet 💯 your 👣 match you will 🙅🔥 be mortal once 💯😩 more. 🅱 R.A.B

imagine ur a losing dog and ur like “well at least no one’s betting on me” and then Mitski shows up…