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Handmade doll clothes for 14″ Cabbage Patch Kids and 18″ fashion dolls, like Our Generation and My Life As. Available on ebay.com The seller is JoesComicsVault. The seller offers combined shipping discounts.

Vintage Shot Glasses

Lots of vintage shot glasses are now available on ebay. Be sure to check them out. The seller’s name is: JoesComicsVault.

Vintage shot glasses are available on ebay. The seller’s name is: JoesComicsVault.

Keep the kids busy this summer with craft kits!!!These “Make It Bake It” sun catcher kits are available as a full set on ebay. The seller’s name is: JoesComicsVault

Vintage ABC Liquor shot glass is available for sale on ebay. The seller’s name is: JoesComicsVault.

The Democrats seem to be, basically, nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have no management-skills.

They are the kind of people who would stop to help you change a flat but would somehow manage to set your car on fire.

I would be reluctant to entrust any of them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy.

The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire.

However, none of them would even bother to stop because they want to be on time for Ugly-Pants-Night at the country-club.

—Dave Barry, from Dave Barry Slept Here

This is a doll I bought at a thrift store. I refurbished her. When I bought her, she had no clothes and her face had been painted with glitter paint. I cleaned her up, washed her hair and made some clothes for her.

Handmade doll clothes are for sale on ebay. The seller’s name on ebay is: JoesComicsVault. These 2 sets fit Baby Alive and other baby dolls, including some of the smaller Cabbage Patch Kids.

Doll clothes handmade for 14″ Cabbage Patch and 18″ fashion dolls (Our Generation, My Life As, etc) are available on ebay. The seller’s name is: JoesComicsVault

Handmade in the USA. Doll clothes for 10″ to 12″ baby dolls and CPK dolls. Available on ebay. The seller’s name is:  JoesComicsVault

Jobs!

Are any of you out there old enough to have this happen to you more than once? Your job gives up before you do. I mean, the place of business quits. That would be okay if I just happen to be turning 65 soon, but that is not the case. What is with places of employment these days? I’m thinking of applying to McDonalds because it seems like the only place that is capable of staying in business for a decent length of time.

Phones!

At first, they were mad because I didn’t have my phone “on”. Now, I keep it “on”. So, their new thing to get mad about is that I don’t have my phone with me. Honestly! Maybe they could take the mad-thing down a few notches and I might actually want to talk to them.

I resigned from cooking.

It is official:  Today I resigned from cooking. I officially do not care what anyone at my house eats anymore. How serious am I?  I put 2 packets of stir fry seasoning up for sale on ebay. (I’m not kidding.)

Always remember this: “It is not your fault when other people act unbecomingly.”

How to ruin a perfectly good day:

Attempt to change bed sheets, most especially if the fitted sheet has already shrunk in the wash. If that fails to ruin your day, try to either sew a new zipper or repair an old zipper. Now, that should do it! Good days can always be ruined by fitted sheets and zippers.

Easiest breakfast (except for cereal) ever. You get 1 tube of crescent rolls and 1 box of brown-n-serve sausage. Roll up the sausages in the crescent rolls (takes 5 minutes) and bake them for 15 minutes. It will look like you put a lot of effort into it, when mostly you just stand around waiting for them to get done. While you’re standing there, fill up some tiny bowls with syrup and call it “dipping sauce”. See? In only 20 minutes, you will look awesome!

Thanks!

A huge THANK-YOU to everyone who posts pictures of 1970s rock stars. You made my day! Love you!

At the top of the photo is a gecko that just showed up in my bathroom today. I live in Florida. Here, you don’t have to buy reptiles because they show up for free. Anyway, this is the biggest gecko to move in on me in a long time. In Florida, they are helpful. They eat a lot of bugs, which also show up for free. So, anyway, I won’t have to worry about bugs in my house for a long time. It seems like these geckos usually stay for about 2 months or so. Do you have these types of lizards where you live?

My dogs. They look busy, don’t they? If some of your dogs are seniors, like some of mine, remember to keep cleaning supplies and old papers handy. At my house, it sure saves a lot of frustration if there is something close by for cleaning up pet accidents. (Old grocery ads, junk mail, anything that is absorbent will work.)

My dogs. They are so sweet when they are sleeping. Just like kids!

This is my little dog. He was shivering. So, I wrapped him up in a t-shirt that is so thick that it gives me hot flashes. Finally found a use for that old shirt. Plus, the dog is cozy now.

Vet care = making pet ownership the living hell it has to be.

My dog sleeping on a dog blanket. How cute is that?

Is anybody else worried about going to the family Thanksgiving and having to listen to the assholes bitch about politics? Please let me know. I am probably going to get up and leave the dinner in my car, not giving a damn who I leave behind if they start the fuck in about politics. How about you?

Happy Halloween, Everybody!

More on Kids that Scream a lot

It is now 24 hours later. Apparently the screaming eventually resulted in a well being check for someone on my street. Today, about 18 hours after the original screaming, an ambulance was on my street, blaring its foghorn at a house, perhaps in an attempt to get the resident to respond. Wow. Just think, if I weren’t immune to scream now, thanks to the turds next door, I might could have helped a long time ago!!!!!! If you don’t want to tell your kids to shut up, tell them Shelly said to shut the fuck up.

Kids that scream a lot

My intention here is Public Service:  If you have kids or you are in charge of kids and they are prone to screaming a lot for no reason, please make them quit. Here is what is happening in my world: The kids next door scream a whole lot for no reason at all. Well, my response to that is that I turn on 3 large, loud box fans and a radio to drown them out. I heard screaming today and immediately turned on the fans and the radio, all of which I let run for about 2 to 3 hours, only to find out that the kids next door haven’t been home for a week. They were not the ones who were screaming. Now, I have no idea who needed help, as I have been programmed, by these kids, to turn up noise to obliterate screaming. Parenting is NOT child abuse. Go ahead and tell yours to be quiet. It just might help someone who really does need assistance.

More on How to Drown Out Noisy Neighbors:  (1) Buy old-school clock radio from thrift store. (2) Tune radio to the 1980′s station. (3) Turn up volume. (4) Eat a crunchy snack while listening to the tunes.

HOW TO DROWN OUT NOISY NEIGHBORS: (1)Buy loud box fan. (2)Turn on top speed. (3)Crawl into bed and sleep peacefully.

What is a Peace Maker? (a real one)

Do you ever really think about it? Most people consider a Peace Maker to be a push-over, someone to be railroaded and taken advantage of. Those people who think that are “jerks”. A peace maker is a person who does what he or she is supposed to be doing when he or she is supposed to be doing it.  A peace maker isn’t sneaking around, thinking he or she can get away with little things. Peace making is about respect.