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Emergency Commissions

(I use the term “black and white” loosely,,,,I tend to add splashes of color anyway)

Hey guys! So one of the checks I was depending on to get me through the month had an error on it so I’m extremely tight on cash right now. Since I’m not sure when the mistake will be fixed (I already contacted the person who wrote the check but nothing has happened) I have to open up emergency commissions to Keep Me Alive

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There was a rainstorm the other night. It was relaxing.

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Post reread snowball effect thoughts: What’s it feel like to be an amateur pornstar? Do you get a lot of people recognizing you and prematurely approaching you before they realize where they know you from and then clam up out of awkwardness? How does Meg feel about it? Seeing as you both share the steamy parts, is she as widely recognized as you? What about Jess? Is she like your manager, or something? Does she get a commission? LMAO 😂

(( OOC: The funniest part about this ask is the suggestion that we get paid. )) 

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This is why I need you, Ol. And I will pay you back, I promise. Can I cash in now?

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This morning I dreamt I was standing in front of a cathedral in New York City while a full choir in gold angel masks sang inhumanly beautiful Christmas carols.

Then I woke up 20 seconds later to a notification on my phone that Notre Dame was burning.

The universe is merciless in its irony.

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THE BEST ESSAY ADVICE YOU WILL EVER GET

Yo peeps, so as you can probably tell, I’m about to blow your mind. You might want to sit down, grab some water, you know, keep yourself hydrated. Maybe do a few stretches.

Now that you’re all ready, let’s begin! A girl who wrote about hotdogs and Costco got into Stanford and most Ivy League Schools, a student who wrote about his love for food got into Stanford, while Cornell’s admissions officer’s favorite essays were about lint and failing the driver’s test four times. Observing a pattern here? All these people chose kind of silly topics to write about. You might be wondering, “Yo,why would I want to sound stupid in front of the admissions officer, this doesn’t make sense!” . Well, that’s a valid argument. Now read this excerpt from one of the essays I mentioned above.

“While enjoying an obligatory hot dog, I did not find myself thinking about the ‘all beef’ goodness that Costco boasted. I instead considered finitudes and infinitudes, unimagined uses for tubs of sour cream, the projectile motion of said tub when launched from an eighty foot shelf or maybe when pushed from a speedy cart by a scrawny seventeen year old. I contemplated the philosophical: If there exists a thirty-­three ounce jar of Nutella, do we really have free will? I experienced a harsh physics lesson while observing a shopper who had no evident familiarity of inertia’s workings. With a cart filled to overflowing, she made her way towards the sloped exit, continuing to push and push while steadily losing control until the cart escaped her and went crashing into a concrete column, 52” plasma screen TV and all. Purchasing the yuletide hickory smoked ham inevitably led to a conversation between my father and me about Andrew Jackson’s controversiality"

Yes, yes, she’s literally talking about hot dogs and Costco. Now don’t underestimate her, this girl got accepted to 5 Ivy League Schools and Stanford. Jeez, that’s impressive. So now, you might be thinking , “Okay, enough of this, just get to the juicy part, give us the magic potion!” . Luckily enough for you, I’m getting to the point.

If you want to write an essay that slays everyone else’s like Beyoncé, first you gotta be true to yourself. You’re 17 or 18, you don’t want to end poverty or save the world. Maybe you enjoy pepperoni pizza, maybe you love watching horror films, maybe you love shopping at Macy’s, whatever it is, write about it.

The key is to choose a seemingly silly topic and present it in an intellectual light. Your ability to turn something silly into something genius will impress them and make you more memorable. In order to do that, you need to have a lot of knowledge about the topic you chose, which is why you need to be true to yourself. But then again, don’t write a pointless essay, don’t tell the officers that you can stuff 20 cheese balls in your mouth. Although I think it’s impressive, the admissions officer will beg to differ.

So there’s the secret formula to write a winning essay. Best of luck and I hope you get into your dream school!

Diyanshu Emandi

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My Experience at the PH/VnC Collaboration Cafe

I went to the collab cafe just a few hours ago. I chose the last slot for today, Monday (April 9th), which started from 8:30 pm. The cafe’s location is SUPER easy to find. When you are at Ikebukuro Station, just exit from the Sunshine City exit and walk forward to the cross walk, go to the left and cross to the other side of the road. The collab cafe was on the 7th floor of the building that has a 7/11, so it is very easy to spot and locate right away. The rest is going under a Read More due to length and heavy picture usage.

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I was thinking of buying the pdf of your zine since I love it but I'm a bit hardup for cash right now, but since your store says you're doing preorders for the physical one again does that mean I wouldn't get it til those ship?

oh no the PDF is always available since it’s digital so I always send those out asap (=

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Current College Count

Colleges Applied To: 25 Colleges Accepted To So Far: 6 Letters From the Colleges I REALLY Want To Go To: 2/4 Acceptances From the Colleges I Want To Go To: 2/4 DUKE AND VANDERBILT, PLEASE SEND ME LETTERS!!! I WANT TO GO TO YOUR LOVELY, LOVELY UNIVERSITIES!!! And, to Roanoke and Xavier, thank you for your acceptances; I think you are wonderful schools and will get back to you as soon as Duke and Vanderbilt stop making me cry.