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things i learned about mit today: - there’s a phys ed requirement of four half-semester courses (i think) in order to get the nerds to go outside for once - if you take fencing, archery, rifle training, and sailing as said four courses, you can get an honest-to-god pirate’s license. like a license to be a fuckin pirate. - kids wanting to get their pirate’s license have made these courses so popular that mit students compete at writing programs that will automatically enroll them in these courses within a fraction of a second after spaces become available - in addition to the pe requirement, everyone has to pass a swim test in order to graduate. and now im thinking of a beginner swim class filled with 5.0 gpa, genius engineering majors flailing desperately in a kiddie pool and there has never been something i’ve more wanted to sit in on

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The weirdest new experience I’ve had in 2017 is doing a full Korean body scrub and massage. They scrubbed me with a dry brush, then soap, then oil, and even with milk. I was butt naked for 2 hours. She scrubbed parts of me that I never expected to be scrubbed by another person. I had a cucumber facial that smelled so good I just wanted to eat it off of my face.

One good thing about this experience was the way the older women carried themselves. Older women who still loved their bodies and were taking care of them. It was nice to be around them. I also love the social aspect of it. The lady who helped me was the sweetest thing ever. She told me about how she likes to walk to Ala Moana to start her mornings and how excited she is to see her son in August. She didn’t know much English but we got around that hump. You can communicate with anyone as long as you put in some effort.

The spa teaches women that the naked body is nothing to be ashamed of or hide. It is something to celebrate and take care of. There is a reason bathhouses are an integral part of every collectivist culture in our world. It is a place to feel good spiritually, mentally, and physically.

Also invest in a full body scrub at least 2 times a year. Good for getting your body all nice for the summer and winter months. I feel as soft as a hibiscus flower.

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Cloud: This is the BEST burger joint ever! In my universe, it closed down five years ago! I have no idea why!

(He gets the check)

Cloud: …You have money, right? I’m a little hard on cash right now.

Shulk: I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

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When I wake up and Notre Dame football is #1

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THE BEST ESSAY ADVICE YOU WILL EVER GET

Yo peeps, so as you can probably tell, I’m about to blow your mind. You might want to sit down, grab some water, you know, keep yourself hydrated. Maybe do a few stretches.

Now that you’re all ready, let’s begin! A girl who wrote about hotdogs and Costco got into Stanford and most Ivy League Schools, a student who wrote about his love for food got into Stanford, while Cornell’s admissions officer’s favorite essays were about lint and failing the driver’s test four times. Observing a pattern here? All these people chose kind of silly topics to write about. You might be wondering, “Yo,why would I want to sound stupid in front of the admissions officer, this doesn’t make sense!” . Well, that’s a valid argument. Now read this excerpt from one of the essays I mentioned above.

“While enjoying an obligatory hot dog, I did not find myself thinking about the ‘all beef’ goodness that Costco boasted. I instead considered finitudes and infinitudes, unimagined uses for tubs of sour cream, the projectile motion of said tub when launched from an eighty foot shelf or maybe when pushed from a speedy cart by a scrawny seventeen year old. I contemplated the philosophical: If there exists a thirty-­three ounce jar of Nutella, do we really have free will? I experienced a harsh physics lesson while observing a shopper who had no evident familiarity of inertia’s workings. With a cart filled to overflowing, she made her way towards the sloped exit, continuing to push and push while steadily losing control until the cart escaped her and went crashing into a concrete column, 52” plasma screen TV and all. Purchasing the yuletide hickory smoked ham inevitably led to a conversation between my father and me about Andrew Jackson’s controversiality"

Yes, yes, she’s literally talking about hot dogs and Costco. Now don’t underestimate her, this girl got accepted to 5 Ivy League Schools and Stanford. Jeez, that’s impressive. So now, you might be thinking , “Okay, enough of this, just get to the juicy part, give us the magic potion!” . Luckily enough for you, I’m getting to the point.

If you want to write an essay that slays everyone else’s like Beyoncé, first you gotta be true to yourself. You’re 17 or 18, you don’t want to end poverty or save the world. Maybe you enjoy pepperoni pizza, maybe you love watching horror films, maybe you love shopping at Macy’s, whatever it is, write about it.

The key is to choose a seemingly silly topic and present it in an intellectual light. Your ability to turn something silly into something genius will impress them and make you more memorable. In order to do that, you need to have a lot of knowledge about the topic you chose, which is why you need to be true to yourself. But then again, don’t write a pointless essay, don’t tell the officers that you can stuff 20 cheese balls in your mouth. Although I think it’s impressive, the admissions officer will beg to differ.

So there’s the secret formula to write a winning essay. Best of luck and I hope you get into your dream school!

Diyanshu Emandi

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These cotton candy machines are spinning for science!

Watch these cotton candy machines at Harvard and Vanderbilt Universities spin something sweet for science - new fibers with all sorts of potential applications, from better protection for the troops to tissue regeneration.

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5 things to invest in before Designer Items

Who wants to be an SB forever? The goal of being an SB is to set yourself up so you don’t ever have to worry about money again. Chanel bags, Dior glasses, and Louboutins are nice but they will not keep a roof over your head and food in your fridge. Have 2 or 3 key pieces of designer items that you switch out until the important things are taken care of, then go crazy!! :) Here are some suggestions, tips, and tricks on what to do with your allowance so you don’t have worries. 💁🏽

RENT/MORTGAGE (right away)

Your SD should minimally be paying your rent on a monthly basis. On any level, he should help you pay for your house, condo, or apartment.

Here’s a story about a friend of mine we will call her Candy. She’s had an SD for about 2 years, this man is generous to her in so many ways but one way he has been generous is buying her a $1.1m condo in cash in her name. Now Candy has a fully paid for condo in a major city and a roof over her head. I know and have been in shaky situations. Many SD can’t always be that generous. But on other levels, suggest your SD pay several months to years of your rent in advance. If he’s genuine this won’t be a problem and you will be stress free.

ROTH IRA/STOCKS/BONDS (right away)

Ladies, this one is important. Every month put money away, even the smallest amounts, into some type interest bearing account. When your money is making money, that’s where real wealth comes from. Be smart! We do not want to depend on these men for life. Even if we do choose to continue dating affluent men forever, which I definitely will 💰💸😍.

BUSINESS (after a few months/year)

Figure out some business you can start, and if you are not sure, ask your SD for help. He did become successful in some way. He either has the financial resources to make your business happen or the network. Tap into it. This will help you in the long run!

COLLEGE (right away)

Having college debt is the worst, talking from first hand experience, so having your daddy pay for your college experience or cover debt you’ve already occurred will be great for your credit history and help you with your future.

BUILD YOUR CREDIT (after a few months/year)

Once you’ve built trust, you can ask your daddy to add you to his credit line. This doesn’t affect his credit and only builds yours. Especially if he’s paying for it, of course. This is a good option for some daddies who don’t want constant cash transactions. You can also have a combo of both, cash and credit. Be creative 💝

All of these tips, tricks and suggestions may not be found in one daddy. Have as many as it takes or one but ladies lets build our futures the right way! :) 

P.S. My antidotes of friends and myself are all TRUE! I’m only sharing what I know. It’s not fiction.  

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Hi can you explain to me how you got such a cool job and what you went to school for?

Yeah! I actually got my undergraduate degree from the University of Notre Dame in anthropology. I got this particular job because at the time, Notre Dame had a summer internship partnership with the museum- they picked an anthropology major every year to go work with the collections, and in 2011, that lucky jerk was me. So I went and that’s where I met my first advisor, who turned out to be a flustercluck of a human being (and also a total asshole, but that’s irrelevant- what’s important is that I had the internship). So I get this internship and I fall in love. I’d ALWAYS wanted to work in the Field- when I was a little kid, my plan was to grow up and be a dinosaur there. In retrospect… this was not a good plan.

So then my senior year I applied to grad school and… didn’t get in. Despite what my internship advisor had promised- turns out he didn’t have as much clout in the department as he said he did. But see, when I want something, I am very stubborn. So I went back up to Chicago and just… refused to leave. Internship director was all “I can’t pay you,” but I was all “That’s not really my problem, is it? You promised grad admissions until you were blue in the face, that didn’t happen, and I’ll be damned if I waste this year and don’t strengthen my application. You didn’t deliver, so now you’re stuck with me. I’m your problem now.”

It… was a lot more polite than that. But that was the gist- I just showed up and refused to leave. 

Two days later, a different curator hired me as his research assistant. That curator is… it’s honestly difficult to say how much he means to me. He wasn’t just my boss, he was my mentor, my teacher, my friend, my surrogate grandfather. I say was, but he’s not dead or anything, he’s just retired. He’s on my committee, but he’s the reason I’m doing bioanth in Peru and not mortuary archaeology in Africa like the original plan was. He was my greatest advocate and the next year I was the first person admitted to the program. I didn’t decide on my project until my second year, when I was cooing over some really gnarly teeth in an osteology class. My friend Matt just kinda looked at me and said “Why aren’t you studying these?” and I went “…shit you’re right, why am I NOT studying these, these are my one true love.” My advisor was cool with it, so ever since then I’ve been working in the museum on a skeletal collection with really gnarly teeth. 

So yeah, a combination of mule-esque stubbornness and pigheaded determination coupled with a real love for what I do!