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THE BEST ESSAY ADVICE YOU WILL EVER GET

Yo peeps, so as you can probably tell, I’m about to blow your mind. You might want to sit down, grab some water, you know, keep yourself hydrated. Maybe do a few stretches.

Now that you’re all ready, let’s begin! A girl who wrote about hotdogs and Costco got into Stanford and most Ivy League Schools, a student who wrote about his love for food got into Stanford, while Cornell’s admissions officer’s favorite essays were about lint and failing the driver’s test four times. Observing a pattern here? All these people chose kind of silly topics to write about. You might be wondering, “Yo,why would I want to sound stupid in front of the admissions officer, this doesn’t make sense!” . Well, that’s a valid argument. Now read this excerpt from one of the essays I mentioned above.

“While enjoying an obligatory hot dog, I did not find myself thinking about the ‘all beef’ goodness that Costco boasted. I instead considered finitudes and infinitudes, unimagined uses for tubs of sour cream, the projectile motion of said tub when launched from an eighty foot shelf or maybe when pushed from a speedy cart by a scrawny seventeen year old. I contemplated the philosophical: If there exists a thirty-­three ounce jar of Nutella, do we really have free will? I experienced a harsh physics lesson while observing a shopper who had no evident familiarity of inertia’s workings. With a cart filled to overflowing, she made her way towards the sloped exit, continuing to push and push while steadily losing control until the cart escaped her and went crashing into a concrete column, 52” plasma screen TV and all. Purchasing the yuletide hickory smoked ham inevitably led to a conversation between my father and me about Andrew Jackson’s controversiality"

Yes, yes, she’s literally talking about hot dogs and Costco. Now don’t underestimate her, this girl got accepted to 5 Ivy League Schools and Stanford. Jeez, that’s impressive. So now, you might be thinking , “Okay, enough of this, just get to the juicy part, give us the magic potion!” . Luckily enough for you, I’m getting to the point.

If you want to write an essay that slays everyone else’s like Beyoncé, first you gotta be true to yourself. You’re 17 or 18, you don’t want to end poverty or save the world. Maybe you enjoy pepperoni pizza, maybe you love watching horror films, maybe you love shopping at Macy’s, whatever it is, write about it.

The key is to choose a seemingly silly topic and present it in an intellectual light. Your ability to turn something silly into something genius will impress them and make you more memorable. In order to do that, you need to have a lot of knowledge about the topic you chose, which is why you need to be true to yourself. But then again, don’t write a pointless essay, don’t tell the officers that you can stuff 20 cheese balls in your mouth. Although I think it’s impressive, the admissions officer will beg to differ.

So there’s the secret formula to write a winning essay. Best of luck and I hope you get into your dream school!

Diyanshu Emandi

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Okay, don’t get me wrong but…

Am I the only one who wishes Ubisoft would stop stuffing around with the Assassin’s Creed comics/books/movies/TV shows and just focus on the bloody games instead??? I like the idea of the little add-ons here and there but it seems like they’re just too lazy to fill in the plotholes in the game so they’re like “here, we’ll shove it into some books, but we’ll also add like twenty other irrelevant things to the plotline so it’ll be an even bigger mess than it already is!”

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Me, wrapped in my new Shadam blanket, wearing my Sheith hoodie over my Klance shirt, along with my Lotura belt, designer Allurance jeans, my fuzzy Kidge socks and my light up Hance high tops: *pulls out an earbud* You say something?

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What are some good online resources for traditional witchcraft?🔮 I love books but am a bit strapped for cash as of right now. 🌟Thank you and you have a wonderful day.🌟

Hi there! As far as online resources go I don’t have much, because I rely very heavily on paper books. 

here is Sarah Anne Lawless’ page, who is a traditional witch of some flavor, I cant put my finger on it but something has always seemed a little off to me about her posts. That being said, it’s actually chock full of good information!

Here is another website, more of a forum really, but that I have skimmed through before and has some good information as well. Also useful if you’re wanting to be part of some kind of community, although I haven’t really interacted with any members, just observed. Take what you read with a grain of salt as always. 

Here is a PDF of Call of The Horned Piper, a book by Nigel Jackson that delves deeper into Traditional Witchcraft and is kind of a dry read but definitely a must read. 

I know you said you don’t have a lot of money available for books, but you may be able to find any of these books in PDF or very cheap forms if you look hard enough!

Lastly the best thing I can do is give you a list of some other blogs here on tumblr that have proven to be fantastic and invaluable resources!

@ofwoodandbone

@serpentandstang

@leaping-hare-witchery

@spiritusarcanum

@baneandbeauty

@the-witching-tree

@iopanosiris

@ioqayin

These are just the few I could remember off the top of my head! Good luck and please come back if you have any questions at all!

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The cute boy behind the counter was swiping your card the wrong way.

You blinked at him. Should you tell him that he was holding the card upside down? The black strip that was supposed to be scanned was facing outwards, meaning that it wasn’t actually making any contact with the card machine at all. He was swiping pure plastic.

With each failed swipe the boy’s face fell a little more until he looked absolutely miserable by the fourth swipe.

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Let me / live inside this uselessness a while longer.

Kerri Webster, from “Keeper, Keeper,” Grand & Arsenal (via lifeinpoetry)

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